DRUNK AS FUcK AMA (may even doxx myself)

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I don't know who that is and no I am not

I remember that guy lol he was kinda crazy like you. He's the brotherman that said he was going to start training to run marathons so he could beat Pat's best time and then he announced he was leaving. That was only like a month ago haha.

 

[guest]

"The actor that plays WormKiller onthe foremz"


Forgive me good sir, but i don't know this story. Would you mind filling a brotherman in?

Too drunk to find it. But. If you don't think it's too boring I'll be more than happy to tell you

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I've always been the same person, when I posted the story about how I almost beat up Jimmy I coasted off that for a long time and then the boards went down. But now that the boards have been up for a while, I've actually been able to let a little bit of my personality out. Sorry to disappoint everybody but yes I am kind of a dork and I like to have fun!

And we HATE that!

 

[Jenna]

I've always been the same person, when I posted the story about how I almost beat up Jimmy I coasted off that for a long time and then the boards went down. But now that the boards have been up for a while, I've actually been able to let a little bit of my personality out. Sorry to disappoint everybody but yes I am kind of a dork and I like to have fun!

You ever spoken to Jimmy without the "I'll beat you up" thing? He's not that bad, he's just tremendously insecure.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I would let her defecate in my mouth. I would let her do any kind of disgusting depraved sick psychotic sexual things she wanted to do to me.

Probably more like the worm than you care to admit, but I don’t blame you. She’s been in at least my top ten celebrity crushes since I was like 5 and saw her in casper.

 

[AngryPedestrianGuy_mybb]

Too drunk to find it. But. If you don't think it's too boring I'll be more than happy to tell you

I'd like to hear it!
WormKiller story time hour.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

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This guy's just a pussy, we're too big to fail

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Do you pray to St Mel?

Also what do you think the chances are based on his homes location… that Piggy will be the victim of a crime committed by a pack of Schwoogs?

 

[guest]

I had sex with Christina Ricci.

She looks like she has down's.

 

[guest]

What’s it like being the Patrick Tomlinson of onaforums?

 

[guest]

She looks like she has down's.

WATCH YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

 

[FurBurger]

Yeah about that... @SpaceEdge was able to dox you just from the dick pic alone.

I swear that man has a photographic memory.

 

[guest]

I have nice audio if anybody can hook me up with a link to post audio

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

What caliber of felon do I need to be to be relegated to only working construction jobs for the rest of my life? I’ll hang up and listen.

 

[victor_sanchez]

post a pic of your asshole

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

She looks like she has down's.

I came to the conclusion that she's drop dead gorgeous with bangs, but looks like ET with that forehead.

 

[guest]

Idk

What caliber of felon do I need to be to be relegated to only working construction jobs for the rest of my life? I’ll hang up and listen.

Idk. I went to Maricopa community college after I got out. It all depends on what a fucking loser you are. Are you a loser? No? Than any community college.

 

[guest]

What's Iowa like? I respect people with personalities who come from fly-over country.

 

[guest]

What's Iowa like? I respect people with personalities who come from fly-over country.

I hate it so much. Fuckin hodunk tweaker people who fuck their cousins. I can't stand this place man. Fargo had it 100% right.

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[SensibleKeks]

Here it is. You're in a fertility clinic. Why isn't important. The fire alarm goes off. You run for the exit. As you run down this hallway, you hear a child screaming from behind a door. You throw open the door and find a five-year-old child crying for help. They're in one corner of the room. In the other corner, you spot a frozen container labeled "1000 Viable Human Embryos." The smoke is rising. You start to choke. You know you can grab one or the other, but not both before you succumb to smoke inhalation and die, saving no one. Do you A) save the child, or B) save the thousand embryos? There is no "C." "C" means you all die. In ten years, no one has EVER answered it honestly!