Dovid turning the screws

[Agent Smith]

You're not really serious with this are you? This isn't a goof or anything? DNA pinpoints ancestry to a specific region on Earth. There is no gene that make you Jewish. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

 

[BenDovid]

He knows. He's just being Jewish

You're Hindu because I say so. Now we're even. You're all so obsessed with Jews. Any opportunity at all to talk about Jew stuff, who's Jewish, what's Jewish, all day, forever. The only time I ever think about any of this shit at all is here when you guys all dogpile on the Jew train. It never comes up in my daily life, and hasn't for decades. The only people who constantly tell me how Jewish I am are posters here. More lore for that ass.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

You're Hindu because I say so. Now we're even. You're all so obsessed with Jews. Any opportunity at all to talk about Jew stuff, who's Jewish, what's Jewish, all day, forever. The only time I ever think about any of this shit at all is here when you guys all dogpile on the Jew train. It never comes up in my daily life, and hasn't for decades. The only people who constantly tell me how Jewish I am are posters here. More lore for that ass.

"I've been found out."

 

[BenDovid]

"I've been found out."

It's all so tired dude. TV shows have come and gone and you all still giggle and chortle to yourselves over "Jewish". This is a relatively new phenomenon for me since from when I started in 2004 though my very last day in Dec. 2012, I met literally thousands of fans. Interacted with fans on an almost daily basis. None of this was ever a thing. There was no shit talk. There was no constant talk of race or religion. Not even back when I used social media. Plenty of FB & Twitter people for years and years and years. It only seems to exist through crafted and curated playlists designed to make you dislike me. When you take the 2000 or so shows I was a part of, and edit it down to 90 mins of me acting like an asshole when I was my early 20s, I can see how your perception is molded. But on a day to day basis? In the moments and years it was all going down? Not one of you said or did anything. Ever. Not once. Events, bar nights, walkovers, fan things like BBQs, poker games, parking lot tailgates. Nothing but handshakes and selfies my man.

 

[The Sue Deal]

This is a relatively new phenomenon for me since from when I started in 2004 though my very last day in Dec. 2012, I met literally thousands of fans. Interacted with fans on an almost daily basis. None of this was ever a thing.

Dude all the fans from that era died of diabeetus and suicide. Everyone on here is a tranny youtube listener. Except @DMAN who’s the last holdout of the old fans.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

It's all so tired dude. TV shows have come and gone and you all still giggle and chortle to yourselves over "Jewish". This is a relatively new phenomenon for me since from when I started in 2004 though my very last day in Dec. 2012, I met literally thousands of fans. Interacted with fans on an almost daily basis. None of this was ever a thing. There was no shit talk. There was no constant talk of race or religion. Not even back when I used social media. Plenty of FB & Twitter people for years and years and years. It only seems to exist through crafted and curated playlists designed to make you dislike me. When you take the 2000 or so shows I was a part of, and edit it down to 90 mins of me acting like an asshole when I was my early 20s, I can see how your perception is molded. But on a day to day basis? In the moments and years it was all going down? Not one of you said or did anything. Ever. Not once. Events, bar nights, walkovers, fan things like BBQs, poker games, parking lot tailgates. Nothing but handshakes and selfies my man.

It's so funny how much you are writing because I called you jewish, be proud of who you are no one cares if you are jewish.
Edit: "It only seems to exist through crafted and curated playlists designed to make you dislike me."

Lmao, you think someone made playlists of shows to make you look bad and THAT'S why people don't like you ? Didn't one of your coworkers make a song calling you a fag?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I get the goof if I was actually 5'2" or some shit, but calling somebody of average height a midget just doesn't make sense

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Jewish is not a nationality or ethnicity. I dunno why this is so hard for some of you to digest. A religion is something you practice and an ethnicity is where you're from. Being born in India doesn't make you Hindu and being born in America doesn't make you Christian. If you are born to two doctors, that doesn't make you a doctor. Do I really need to explain this to you?

I understand 100% of this forum are racist European edgelords so none of this matters for you. If you insist I'm Jewish, then you're a black guy. You decide for me, I'll decide for you, Donnie Darkie.

Kikker, everyone on this forum is black

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Did you know Tay-sachs disease prominently occurs in people who have a defective gene that comes from their jewish ashkenanzi ancestry look it up, self hating jew.

Don't you think it's odd Ashkenazi contains the word Nazi in it?

@NoBacon @Turrdy Fawwwwwwk

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Don't you think it's odd Ashkenazi contains the word Nazi in it?

@NoBacon @Turrdy Fawwwwwwk

The Chinese word for "umm" also sounds a lot like "Nigger"

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Jewish is not a nationality or ethnicity. I dunno why this is so hard for some of you to digest. A religion is something you practice and an ethnicity is where you're from. Being born in India doesn't make you Hindu and being born in America doesn't make you Christian. If you are born to two doctors, that doesn't make you a doctor. Do I really need to explain this to you?

I understand 100% of this forum are racist European edgelords so none of this matters for you. If you insist I'm Jewish, then you're a black guy. You decide for me, I'll decide for you, Donnie Darkie.

If you were born in India you'd still be a jew

 

[The Sue Deal]

The Chinese word for "umm" also sounds a lot like "Nigger"

The Chinese supposedly don’t even have a word for black people. They’re called “black ghosts” or something.

Source: Had a friend who grew up in China

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The Chinese supposedly don’t even have a word for black people.

Everybody has a word for them and it's almost universal

 

[The Sue Deal]

Everybody has a word for them and it's almost universal

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

The amount of time this one time celebrity spends engaging with us…. Sad really

 

[Gay Faggot.]

@BenDovid is pretending that he’s not a Jew? This is the same level of delusion Anthony (his former lover) has about him being black. How do you explain then, Daniel, that you look like every possible drawing of a fucking Jew? You look like nazi propaganda. Did the magical nazis foresee you in the future and draw it? You really need to seek help. Or don’t. I don’t give a faaaawk.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I guess if someone doesn’t want to go by the label Jewish they could just say ethnically they’re semitic

 

[JebJoh]

I guess if someone doesn’t want to go by the label Jewish they could just say ethnically they’re semitic

Or Arab, it’s all the same people with different fairytales

 

[Not bad]

Yet you laughed and laughed and laughed at every thing I brought to the table as Senior Producer for 9 years, so just stop already. It's asinine.

Senior Producer of a show that succeeded exclusively due to off the cuff conversation between on-air talent. What would have been different without you, Sam or Erock?

At least Steve brought some funny stuff on mic.

 

[BenDovid]

Senior Producer of a show that succeeded exclusively due to off the cuff conversation between on-air talent.

Yeah you fucking moron, it's a talk show called Opie & Anthony.

What would have been different without you, Sam or Erock?

Listen to some 2006 O&A and listen to some 1999 O&A and you tell me.

At least Steve brought some funny stuff on mic.

Steve? Mr. Improv himself? YESSSSSSSSSSS. Ok, pal. Sure thing.