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Dovid turning the screws

The DMAN

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No, that's why it's so funny how often you guys call me a Jew. You might as well be calling me Hindu or Mexican. It doesn't cut in the slightest. Nothing about religion is palatable to me and I fail to see how I practice a religion because you say I do.
The religion isn't what makes you look and act like an evil rat goblin
 

Rick Roblinson

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Danny's like "What? I don't even go to Temple. I'm not Jewish." LOL. Ever seen an episode of Finding Your Roots or any other show about genealogy? They never say "Our results show that you're 11.4% Orthodox Catholic." But they're constantly like "Guess what? You're a JEW!". What do you think your results would be? Just own it.
 
Danny's like "What? I don't even go to Temple. I'm not Jewish." LOL. Ever seen an episode of Finding Your Roots or any other show about genealogy? They never say "Our results show that you're 11.4% Orthodox Catholic." But they're constantly like "Guess what? You're a JEW!". What do you think your results would be? Just own it.

Jewish is not a nationality or ethnicity. I dunno why this is so hard for some of you to digest. A religion is something you practice and an ethnicity is where you're from. Being born in India doesn't make you Hindu and being born in America doesn't make you Christian. If you are born to two doctors, that doesn't make you a doctor. Do I really need to explain this to you?

I understand 100% of this forum are racist European edgelords so none of this matters for you. If you insist I'm Jewish, then you're a black guy. You decide for me, I'll decide for you, Donnie Darkie.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Ha! Short! I get it! Bartender, right?
Danny you are the least funny person I've ever seen.
Jewish is not a nationality or ethnicity. I dunno why this is so hard for some of you to digest. A religion is something you practice and an ethnicity is where you're from. Being born in India doesn't make you Hindu and being born in America doesn't make you Christian. If you are born to two doctors, that doesn't make you a doctor. Do I really need to explain this to you?

I understand 100% of this forum are racist European edgelords so none of this matters for you. If you insist I'm Jewish, then you're a black guy. You decide for me, I'll decide for you, Donnie Darkie.
You are still ethnically be a Jew. It must steam your clams to be forcefully identified with something you. Clearly resent.
 
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Danny you are the least funny person I've ever seen.

Yet you laughed and laughed and laughed at every thing I brought to the table as Senior Producer for 9 years, so just stop already. It's asinine.

You are still ethnically be a Jew.

You can't ethnically be a religion. All 4 of my grandparents were born in NY, I don't give a fuck beyond that. You do. ALL you want to do is be able to stick a fucking star of David on me so you can point and laugh. Any argument at all to force the conclusion YOU want. Get fucked already with this shit. You're a Buddhist. Dumb fucking Bhud. How's that make you feel? Nothing? Maybe now you get it.
 
Yet you laughed and laughed and laughed at every thing I brought to the table as Senior Producer for 9 years, so just stop already. It's asinine.



You can't ethnically be a religion. All 4 of my grandparents were born in NY, I don't give a fuck beyond that. You do. ALL you want to do is be able to stick a fucking star of David on me so you can point and laugh. Any argument at all to force the conclusion YOU want. Get fucked already with this shit. You're a Buddhist. Dumb fucking Bhud. How's that make you feel? Nothing? Maybe now you get it.
Maybe you'll get it if you ask yourself this question:

WWHD? What would Hitler do?

Hitler wouldn't care how much you went to temple, stupid. I know you can't believe it, but a lot of Jews are atheist. Blows your mind, huh?
 

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Yet you laughed and laughed and laughed at every thing I brought to the table as Senior Producer for 9 years, so just stop already. It's asinine.



You can't ethnically be a religion. All 4 of my grandparents were born in NY, I don't give a fuck beyond that. You do. ALL you want to do is be able to stick a fucking star of David on me so you can point and laugh. Any argument at all to force the conclusion YOU want. Get fucked already with this shit. You're a Buddhist. Dumb fucking Bhud. How's that make you feel? Nothing? Maybe now you get it.
If you can't be ethnically jewish why does it show up on a dna test, retard.
 
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You're not really serious with this are you? This isn't a goof or anything? DNA pinpoints ancestry to a specific region on Earth. There is no gene that make you Jewish. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Did you know Tay-sachs disease prominently occurs in people who have a defective gene that comes from their jewish ashkenanzi ancestry look it up, self hating jew.
 
He knows. He's just being Jewish

You're Hindu because I say so. Now we're even. You're all so obsessed with Jews. Any opportunity at all to talk about Jew stuff, who's Jewish, what's Jewish, all day, forever. The only time I ever think about any of this shit at all is here when you guys all dogpile on the Jew train. It never comes up in my daily life, and hasn't for decades. The only people who constantly tell me how Jewish I am are posters here. More lore for that ass.
 

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You're Hindu because I say so. Now we're even. You're all so obsessed with Jews. Any opportunity at all to talk about Jew stuff, who's Jewish, what's Jewish, all day, forever. The only time I ever think about any of this shit at all is here when you guys all dogpile on the Jew train. It never comes up in my daily life, and hasn't for decades. The only people who constantly tell me how Jewish I am are posters here. More lore for that ass.
"I've been found out."
 
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