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Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

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Donnie Dumphy is a Canadian character with a presence in both film and music. In the 2014 comedy film “How to Be Deadly,” directed by Nik Sexton, Donnie Dumphy is portrayed by Leon Parsons as an unemployed slacker from St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador. The character enters a minibike competition to win back his ex-girlfriend Brenda after she breaks up with him due to his lack of ambition.
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Fuck you, Leon.
 
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I dunno I just feel like Leon doesn't make it clear that he's playing a character. The out for a rip boys were just having a bit of fun.
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
Lord t'underin' Jesus she's loud, byes!
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Here's a comment I mentioned him in before:




He may have been a Newfie. Newfies singing is kind of an amazing thing to behold and I feel like everyone should be subjected to it once. It's not amazing because it's good, it's amazing because it's retarded (like most everything else they do) and they have their own stupid songs that have like 56 verses and they slap you hard on the back when the chorus comes and keep slapping you if you don't sing. They also get in hardcore family brawls. Like hitting their dads with baseball bats because he was ground and pounding their brother type shit. EDIT: this type of stuff only happens on holidays and family get-togethers. Thanksgiving, Easter, etc.

I've worked with a bunch of them. They're generally very good at a couple of things and then almost fucking useless in every other aspect. Like they'll be a master of one trade, but if they need to go outside their wheelhouse you have to actively make sure they don't kill themselves in some fucking Loonie Tunes kind of way. If anyone is going to die running full speed into a tunnel painted on a rock or have an anvil dropped on their head, it's a newfie.

All that said, they're hilarious and worth keeping around just to hear the shit they say. They call their dads "me fadder". I thought it was just one guy's funny thing until I heard like 5 more refer to their dads as "me fadder". Even the ones that don't have the stupid accent. I also know one who's afraid of storms like a dog. "IS DAT TUNDER, BYYY?? I GOTTA GET HOME!!" Motherfucker is POSITIVE that he's going to get struck by thunder.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Here's a comment I mentioned him in before:




He may have been a Newfie. Newfies singing is kind of an amazing thing to behold and I feel like everyone should be subjected to it once. It's not amazing because it's good, it's amazing because it's retarded (like most everything else they do) and they have their own stupid songs that have like 56 verses and they slap you hard on the back when the chorus comes and keep slapping you if you don't sing. They also get in hardcore family brawls. Like hitting their dads with baseball bats because he was ground and pounding their brother type shit. EDIT: this type of stuff only happens on holidays and family get-togethers. Thanksgiving, Easter, etc.

I've worked with a bunch of them. They're generally very good at a couple of things and then almost fucking useless in every other aspect. Like they'll be a master of one trade, but if they need to go outside their wheelhouse you have to actively make sure they don't kill themselves in some fucking Loonie Tunes kind of way. If anyone is going to die running full speed into a tunnel painted on a rock or have an anvil dropped on their head, it's a newfie.

All that said, they're hilarious and worth keeping around just to hear the shit they say. They call their dads "me fadder". I thought it was just one guy's funny thing until I heard like 5 more refer to their dads as "me fadder". Even the ones that don't have the stupid accent. I also know one who's afraid of storms like a dog. "IS DAT TUNDER, BYYY?? I GOTTA GET HOME!!" Motherfucker is POSITIVE that he's going to get struck by thunder.
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I remember this post. I think I related the story of the old newfie I knew in that thread.
 
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No, I didn't. I'll do that now.

He was 80 years old if he was a day. Stubborn old fuck worked since he was five and couldn't sit at home no matter what so he'd make three trips a day out to the clearcut to buck up rounders to load into his Ranger. His nose was all fucked up because he was driving some big machine upslope one day and his chainsaw came off the hook and bashed his face open. I'd go over when he was gone and split a cord as fast as I could because if he caught me he'd scold me and make me come drink beer and smoke joints instead.

One day he was out there on his own and one of the rounders slipped off the ramp, rolled him over and pinned him in the ditch. Broke eight of his ribs in the process. It took him hours to get out from under it and walk far enough to get cell signal. Ambulance come and drive him into town and he called one of his byes to go get the truck ("And don't leave the fuckin rounders out there neither") on the ride in. He was in the hospital for a week. They wanted him to stay longer but he wasn't having it - doctor would only allow him two beers a day in there and he couldn't get outside to smoke a spliff with all the tubes in him.

He was back out there bucking rounders a week later. Crazy old coot.
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
No, I didn't. I'll do that now.

He was 80 years old if he was a day. Stubborn old fuck worked since he was five and couldn't sit at home no matter what so he'd make three trips a day out to the clearcut to buck up rounders to load into his Ranger. His nose was all fucked up because he was driving some big machine upslope one day and his chainsaw came off the hook and bashed his face open. I'd go over when he was gone and split a cord as fast as I could because if he caught me he'd scold me and make me come drink beer and smoke joints instead.

One day he was out there on his own and one of the rounders slipped off the ramp, rolled him over and pinned him in the ditch. Broke eight of his ribs in the process. It took him hours to get out from under it and walk far enough to get cell signal. Ambulance come and drive him into town and he called one of his byes to go get the truck ("And don't leave the fuckin rounders out there neither") on the ride in. He was in the hospital for a week. They wanted him to stay longer but he wasn't having it - doctor would only allow him two beers a day in there and he couldn't get outside to smoke a spliff with all the tubes in him.

He was back out there bucking rounders a week later. Crazy old coot.
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I definitely remember that story. That guy rules.
 
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The "hitting their dad with a baseball bat because he was ground and pounding their brother" was my best friend's step-dad and stepbrothers at a Canadian Easter family function.

My buddy's uncle and I were smoking bongs watching it all unfold, then one if the neighbors tried breaking it up and my buddy's uncle darted over and one punched him and came back and sat with me. I was like "what the fuck did you lay him out for?" He was like "I always hated his (dead) old man and I'll never get another chance to punch him out so I saw an opportunity and I took it. You know better than to try to get in the middle of that shit, this is just how it always goes."
 
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