Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Where's @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 so we can tell him to FUCK RIGHT OFF, BUD?

Fuck that bitch. He wouldn't last a night in South Ontario.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Bonnie was a hockey lad. I heard old Don had his eye on the Bonster until he found out Bonnie wanted to be a rapper. Don called him a dumb nigger and zipped his fly back up.

This will all be in the tell-all book

 

[Turk February]

I'm still trying to get even with Cotton Eye Joe

It's weird a pop song about syphilis exists. But kind of cool.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Bonnie said "Mistuh Chewwy we call them donut holes down here in Amewica" and Don popped him in the fucking jaw.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm still trying to get even with Cotton Eye Joe

Cotton Eye Jojo

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's weird a pop song about syphilis exists. But kind of cool.

It's an ancient american folk song

 

[Turk February]

It's an ancient american folk song

Does it go "I poop and pee a lot cuz I'm American and gay" I like it a lot but I can't relate to it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Does it go "I poop and pee a lot cuz I'm American and gay" I like it a lot but I can't relate to it.

Is it because you aren't American.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Is it because you aren't American.

He's not people

F/R

 

[Turk February]

Is it because you aren't American.

There won't be an "America" for long. Enjoy the committees invasion if we allow you to survive

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

There won't be an "America" for long. Enjoy the committees invasion if we allow you to survive

This is a committee invasion.

 

[Turk February]

This is a committee invasion.

It's when we finally take Atlanta. It will be violent. I recommend anyone there already leaves.

 

[Butt Pirate]

I am a faggot. Im shouldnt be alive. I probably wont be in the next ten years

 

[Turk February]

I am a faggot. Im shouldnt be alive. I probably wont be in the next ten years

Trust me. You won't be.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's when we finally take Atlanta. It will be violent. I recommend anyone there already leaves.

I'm not gonna let you take Atlantis.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Can we pin this so it's easily ignored like the Thanksgiving one?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I am a faggot. Im shouldnt be alive. I probably wont be in the next ten years

Oh @Mustard. Always using the hammer when the scalpel would work better.

 

[Turk February]

Oh @Mustard. Always using the hammer when the scalpel would work better.

I use a roll of coins and a lighter. I'm resourceful.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I use a roll of coins and a lighter. I'm resourceful.

I'll back a skidoo onto your head and peel your face off with the track bye

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm not gonna let you take Atlantis.

I don't think Turk can go near open water so you're probably safe