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Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I just remembered that my friend's kid was a Timbit and she can barely skate to this day. He's a fucking phenomenal hockey player and his kid just sucks at it like most things. When she goes skating with her friends they don't wear helmets and she has to wear one with a full cage and they hold her up lol.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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I just remembered that my friend's kid was a Timbit and she can barely skate to this day. He's a fucking phenomenal hockey player and his kid just sucks at it like most things. When she goes skating with her friends they don't wear helmets and she has to wear one with a full cage and they hold her up lol.
I'm so glad my kid decided she didn't care for hockey. Having to hang out with a bunch of parents and pretend that girl's hockey means anything was torture.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm so glad my kid decided she didn't care for hockey. Having to hang out with a bunch of parents and pretend that girl's hockey means anything was torture.
The kid bitched and bitched until I went to one of her timbits soccer games too and that was hilariously bad. She was mostly walking around picking dandelions and then she'd remember that she was in a soccer game and randomly run a few meters and go back to fucking around. I didn't even dislike it, it was just funny. None of the kids but like 3 knew what they were supposed to be doing. At the end she came over all proud and excited and was like "Did you see me out there??" I was like "Yeah, you killed it kid."
 

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The kid bitched and bitched until I went to one of her timbits soccer games too and that was hilariously bad. She was mostly walking around picking dandelions and then she'd remember that she was in a soccer game and randomly run a few meters and go back to fucking around. I didn't even dislike it, it was just funny. None of the kids but like 3 knew what they were supposed to be doing. At the end she came over all proud and excited and was like "Did you see me out there??" I was like "Yeah, you killed it kid."
Our older one just doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. She's very graceful in ballet and enjoys the hell out of gymnastics but she's definitely a daisy-picker in team sports. I don't care as long as she's getting some exercise and engaging her body in something. The younger one, though? She's going to be tearing fawkin heads off out there.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Our older one just doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. She's very graceful in ballet and enjoys the hell out of gymnastics but she's definitely a daisy-picker in team sports. I don't care as long as she's getting some exercise and engaging her body in something. The younger one, though? She's going to be tearing fawkin heads off out there.
This kid is fairly shitty at everything but shooting a bow. She also enjoys working, which is cool. Like she always asks to be dropped off at her grandmother's so they can do a bunch of gardening or whatever chores.
 

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This is so unfair. I did a whole album playing bass. But fine I can do drums.
 

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What if we formed an iron band around Don Cherry's wrist and brought him in for questioning.
 
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