Don Cherry Presents The Abe Vigoda Xtreme Canadian Christmas Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Terry Fox Mysteries Presents: The Case of the Boytouching Broadcaster.

WRITTEN by Terry Fox
PRODUCED by Terry Fox
STARRING Terry Fox AS Terry Fox

Kevin Leary is playing Don Cherry. He promised and I believe him.

There was a made for TV movie about Don Cherry and Wayne from Letterkenny played him. It sucked.

 

[Turk February]

Kingston, Jamaica. That's where he learned to be a batty boy

That's where @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda learned to rob people of their posts.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Kingston, Jamaica. That's where he learned to be a batty boy

DON CHERRY IS NOT A FUCKING BATTY BOY! YOU ARE! FIYAH PON YA, TURRY FOX!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's where @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda learned to rob people of their posts.

You're welcome I showed you how to make a proper megathread.

 

[Turk February]

You're welcome I showed you how to make a proper megathread.

You can go poop and die you bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can go poop and die you bitch.

The secret ingredient to a successful megathread is star power.

 

[Turk February]

The secret ingredient to a successful megathread is star power.

Your star can be eclipsed by a big penis. Where's @Mass.gov ?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He demanded that the Bits call him Dom Cherry. Sick, sad guy.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

At least Blue is dead so that he can't terrorize children anymore. Always creeped me out that fucking thing.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Cute cat

My cat has a pink nose. I call her "piggy".

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He demanded that the Bits call him Dom Cherry. Sick, sad guy.

HE DOESNT MOLEST THE FUCKING TIMBITS!!!

 

[Turk February]

My cat has a pink nose. I call her "piggy".

That's cute. When are you cooking her?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At least Blue is dead so that he can't terrorize children anymore. Always creeped me out that fucking thing.

There were 2 Blues. When Blue died he just got an identical dog and gave it the same name.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Alright I'll rescind my prior statements about the well-documented decades of depraved diddling done by diabolical Don Cherry but only in the spirit of Canadian Thanksmasgiving and out of fear of being sued and/or boot fucked or bitten by a dog who should never have existed

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He did that shit, though. Sorry.

 

[Turk February]

Traditionally the hardest part of cooking a cat is twisting it's fucking head off while it tries to bite you.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

@Turk February quick whip up an edit of Don's apology where he never quite says what it's about. Do some star wipes to the Timbits playing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He did that shit, though. Sorry.

Have you checked the thread title lately, Turrance?

 

[Turk February]

Christmas rules. You got you cat in the oven. You've got bugs on your thumb. It's amazing.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Have you checked the thread title lately, Turrance?

OI NOIIIIII

HE GOT TO THE ABUS