Do you know or are family with anyone famous?

[fenrir]

My mom told me when I was a kid that somehow I'm related to the world's fattest twins
I'm sure there are much fatter people now, but these were the famous pic of them on bikes

The McGuire Twins:

This is like one out every five Americans now.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The McGuire Twins:

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This is like one out every five Americans now.

One out of five Americans are twins?!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'm drinking buds with a former WEC lightweight champ (MMA), that's about it.

 

[guest]

I'm drinking buds with a former WEC lightweight champ (MMA), that's about it.

I'm guessing Gabe Ruediger?
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[Cyberatorquer]

All i care about is the fact that you are my brothers and sisters, our bond is by ones and zeros.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

No blood family connections but my old man is lifelong friends with a dynasty Hollywood fucker and I'm Eskimo bros with a household name actor (I popped her cherry years before she married him.) Further clues would be absolutely potential DOX stuff.

Is this your Eskimo bro?

 

[guest]

Alan/Robin Thicke are distant relatives.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

When Mel Gibson lived in Sydney in the 70s, my dad was acquaintances with him. Not friends or anything, just a "how ya goin'" here and there.

 

[guest]

Mostly athletes because of a former job.

I spent a night drinking with Jermaine Gresham when he was a big deal with the Bengals. It was the off-season. I had no idea who he was, just some huge black guy with some other huge white guys, who ended up being his former college teammates. After a couple hours someone said his name and I realized who he was. Our groups of people hung out all night and he footed the whole bill. Nice guy, wasn't a douche at all.

Emmanuel Sanders is also pretty cool, and a good tipper. Von Miller and Karl Mecklenburg are fucking faggots.

Edit: I almost forgot, Aaron Gillespie, the drummer of Underoath is, in my opinion, allegedly, definitely a pedophile.

 

[Spanish LeGum]

I'm part of an exclusive web forum with the third lead singer of Genesis.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Almost went on a date with Milla Jovovic but our schedules clashed

 

[Torque Army]

I have a relative in the gay assed scifi convention biz, i keep waiting for him to mention Fatrick but that fat shit is nobody.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

My great grandmother grew up in Abilene Kansas along side Dwight D. Eisenhower.

 

[fenrir]

My great grandmother grew up along side Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Did she suck his cock like this broad did:

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Related to this nigga.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Related to Millard Fillmore

 

[guest]

Almost went on a date with Milla Jovovic but our schedules clashed

No shit! Me too, but for real.

 

[Phish]

No shit! Me too, but for real.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Yeah I’m sure she’d love to wake up to this:

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I went to the garage sale of some dude on Smallville. He had just moved out of his parent's house that year.