Do you know or are family with anyone famous?

[Phish]

Apparently im related to this guy who got completely embarrassed by Tyson in 95’. My mom said Peter was a huge coke fiend and made almost 1 million dollars from that one fight and blew it all on whores and blow. She said the last she heard about him was about 15 years ago and he was doctor shopping with a dozen docs writing opioid and benzo scripts. Nice family legacy, stupid.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Does he also have an embarrassing NPS appearance?

 

[Phish]

Does he also have an embarrassing NPS appearance?

Boy would that be horrifying. What would my black friends think?

 

[Monk]

Calista Flockhart is my mom's second cousin.

 

[johnnynoname]

i know I'm old because i remember seeing that fight in college

 

[guest]

What is this shit, did mewler get to you?

 

[Phish]

What is this shit, did mewler get to you?

Your lies have already forged your chains. Your time runs short.

 

[captain_kamala]

i've fucked half of the nfl does that count

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Abe "Torque" Vigoda. Don't mess with my ride.

 

[guest]

i've fucked half of the nfl does that count

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Boy would that be horrifying. What would my black friends think?

You're a good egg, Phish. On to the original topic, one of my cousins used to play for a pretty famous sports team about 15 years ago.

He was a dickhead before then, but tolerable. Unfortunately the money and fame went to his head pretty quickly and it wasn't long before we saw all the trappings of his new status manifest in pretty ugly ways. I've heard rumors of drugs and pretty odd sexual behavior. Not Norton level, but not far. The silver lining for himself is that there's also the obligatory McMansion and sports cars, alongside a revolving door of gold digging whores which I ignore if he ever gave any gold to. Due to him and his whole side of the family turning into insufferable human beings I stopped talking to all of them for over 10 years.

Read on.

Then a couple of years ago after not even thinking about the dude, I found out that apparently he has a baby mama who goes on Facebook Live pretty regularly doing streams talking about how my cousin is a deadbeat dad, never gives money for his child and apparently there was some domestic violence to top it all off. This dude is acting like a regular nigger inside white skin.

Anyhow, apparently his career went to the toilet after playing for that particular team and it's mostly due to his lack of emotional intelligence with management and his team mates. I thought he was only a dickhead to his family, turns out he was a dickhead in general.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Steve Burns, the original host of Blue's Clues, is my cousin. Also, Martin Bormann is my great grandfather, but according to my family's lawyer I am required to state whenever I disclose this information, that I do not share the ideology or condone any actions that my grandfather was involved with.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Steve Burns, the original host of Blue's Clues, is my cousin.

I heard he retired a wealthy hipster in (I believe) Seattle. Is he a nice dude?

 

[1073waaf]

I used to train at the same boxing gym that McNeeley trained at and someone told me that whenever he would go to hotels, he would just shit in the toilet the whole time he was there but never flush so that when he left, the toilet was filled to the brim with shit.

 

[Brenton Torrent]

I'm in regular contact with a famous author/comic/pundit and occasional grease monkey. I won't say who but he's a bit of a political firebrand!

You may have seen him on Twitter where he regularly spars with right wing, white supremacist, Trump supporters and shows them what's what.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I heard he retired a wealthy hipster in (I believe) Seattle. Is he a nice dude?

Steve is an amazing person. He currently resides in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He still works but it is true that after Blue's Clues he decided to go on a hiatus for a bit because of the things he witnessed when it comes to animal cruelty during the recording of that show. Apparently a lot of animal cruelty happened on that show. Blue had to sometimes work for 16 hours straight with no breaks in between.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Steve is an amazing person. He currently resides in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He still works but it is true that after Blue's Clues he decided to go on a hiatus for a bit because of the things he witnessed when it comes to animal cruelty during the recording of that show. Apparently a lot of animal cruelty happened on that show. Blue had to sometimes work for 16 hours straight with no breaks in between.

Glad to hear that he's a good person. Oh wait, you're pulling my leg aren't you? How does a cartoon dog get abused?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I know Mike a little bit, haven't seen him forever though. Friends/work with a drummer from a well known punk band. Handful of famousy musicians. Know some reality TV stars. Was babysat by an NFL player. Hung with Chuck Liddell a few times.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I'm in regular contact with a famous author/comic/pundit and occasional grease monkey. I won't say who but he's a bit of a political firebrand!

You may have seen him on Twitter where he regularly spars with right wing, white supremacist, Trump supporters and shows them what's what.

Oh wow, You know Steven King?

 

[aRTie02150]

I know Josh Kraft on a first name basis and heard from him about a year ago asking how I was. His dad owns the New England Patriots but Josh decided to work for the Boys and Girls Club in the 90s and started in my crummy city. He actually has zero interest in ever running the team, even close to 30 years ago he stated plenty of times he never wanted to run the team after his dad.

He was able to get a few Patriots players to visit us and play flag football outside. It was the 90s Patriots, so they were not good at all, but still cool to have them engaging with us. I wish I could remember exactly who came. I remember sitting on the grass eating a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil, right next to an NFL player eating the same tiny sandwiches and drinking a milk.

Josh Kraft is a real one.