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You romanticizing the past doesn’t excuse the present failures of the present, with your so-called country fracturing and not even controlling more than a third of its own claimed land. Reunification is already happening, region by region.Somaliland is basically:
1880s the British needed security so their ships can travel between India and Suez via the Gulf of Aden/Red Sea.
Ships kept getting attacked by pirates. (Sound familiar?)
So British signed protection treaties with three Isaaq elders + 1 Warsangeli + 1 Dhulbahanta + 1 Gadabursi. "Dont attack our ships, and we will protect you from your enemies, the Ethiopians etc, we will maintain law and order)
Then in 1899 this schizo guy who was Dhulbahanta went to Mecca and got radicalized, and also influenced by the Mahdists in Sudan started a rebellion called the Dervish movement. He tore up the agreements the Dhulbahanta had with the British and declared Jihad. (But really wanted to punish Isaaqs for working with the British...) so the British formed the "Somaliland Camel Corps" full of Isaaqs and we destroyed him.
Muḥammad ibn 'Abdallāh Hassan - Wikipedia
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We are the most civilized Somalis, also the first to contact the outside world...and my subclan has Arab links on top of that.
Present day Somaliland = you can travel there (not if I had my way)You romanticizing the past doesn’t excuse the present failures of the present, with your so-called country fracturing and not even controlling more than a third of its own claimed land. Reunification is already happening, region by region.
You avoiding discussing present Somaliland and instead rambling about what was happing in 1810 is literally “we wuz kangz” shit that proves you really are African.
Nearly half of “Somaliland” isn’t even controlled by the government and is reunifying with the puntlandstersPresent day Somaliland = you can travel there (not if I had my way)
Present day, rest of Somalia = you would not be safe. (Please go there)
This is the real "Somaliland" aka Isaaq land...the borders is just what the British demarcated btw. The true holy land is this:
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We dont live in the "disputed area" but we colonized it hehe.
Soon we will have Ethiopians in our coast working for us, and we will sic them on the other Somalis. Ilhan Omar is seething, hope you guys kick her out of congress/deport her. We will even work with Zionists, we dgaf! Our hate/ambition is real
Israel eyes Somaliland base bid to counter threats from Yemen's Houthis, bolster security - report
Somaliland is positioned in the Gulf of Aden and near the entrance to the Bab al-Mandab Strait, through which nearly a third of the world's maritime cargo passes.www.jpost.com
Anyway, this has been one of the few times an amoeba/sasster actually impressed me. @Prison Enjoyer there's something "quaint" about learning Somali dynamics in order to "own" me, but if you're gonna root for any Somalis, root for us, we're the most reasonable/civil.
I think you want to normalize it by cheapening the label tbh.You're a pedophile and I will continue destroying your online reputation
I think you want to normalize it by cheapening the label tbh.
idk about that, I look like a chiseled/aquiline Kevin Garnet when I shave my head. I have beautiful bone structure, lolI think you want to normalize it with your fanfiction about your Prophet and his underaged wives who were just pretending to be underage for the bit.
Nice overbite and lisp. Your entire skull and vocal system is a mutated misshapen mess.
idk about that, I look like a chiseled/aquiline Kevin Garnet when I shave my head. I have beautiful bone structure, lol
A snippet of me reciting a Somali nasheed:
Does he choose to look like this or is he too low T to grow a real beard?
Dassabasasolol
If I was from Bosaso i'd be on their side...but retard Paul thinks I'm "Shimberis" from Somalinet.
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