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The "hehe" really illustrates your athletic auraI could definitely beat you up. You're a perpetually online creative writer with energy fueled by some kind of amphetamines. Im athletic and my aura is "Vampiric Domination" hehe.
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The "hehe" really illustrates your athletic auraI could definitely beat you up. You're a perpetually online creative writer with energy fueled by some kind of amphetamines. Im athletic and my aura is "Vampiric Domination" hehe.
Calm down sweetieYou mocked my server...you think Im (legit) schizo, what is in there for you anyway?
A cantaloupe?If Dinosaurs aren’t real then what did I just stick my dick in? Checkmate
We've been through this, can't be bothered to rehashYou mocked my server...you think Im (legit) schizo, what is in there for you anyway?
This is one case where religion is the explanationUhhhhh sorry sweaties but Boq only lusts after little kids and old ladies because of epigenetic factors, biochemical imbalances in his brain, poor childhood nutrition and on top of all that we live in a purely materialistic, deterministic universe so he was going to do it regardless. Welcome to The Science World
I pray he will one day find the joy of emo zoomer pussyWhat a fun way to live life. It’s all a math equation and predetermined.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Turk February, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
This may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said. I accept this prayer.I pray he will one day find the joy of emo zoomer pussy
Sorry...So like заткнись тупой and тупой зыткись are both grammatically correct ways to say shut up stupid
Just giving an example.Sorry...
What are you talking about?Just giving an example.
Grammar. Linguistics is one of my hobbies. I love talking about it.What are you talking about?
OhGrammar. Linguistics is one of my hobbies. I love talking about it.
WWAWD Marjoe documentary?
You know the Catholic church later said it was not a possession, right?
"the Catholic Church reversed its position and declared Anneliese Michel to have been mentally ill." https://www.dw.com/en/planned-polish-exorcism-center-sparks-interest-in-germany/a-3082751
I guess Christianity isn't true guys, shut it down. Ignore the thousands of martyrs who accepted torture and death in the decades and centuries after Christ rose - a child preacher grew up and rejected it.WWAWD Marjoe documentary?
Okay. I will.I guess Christianity isn't true guys, shut it down. Ignore the thousands of martyrs who accepted torture and death in the decades and centuries after Christ rose - a child preacher grew up and rejected it.
You already did, damn youOkay. I will.
Aren't you supposed to pray for me instead of cursing me? You Christians are inconsistent.You already did, damn you
I'm a piece of shit, bud. Let's not blame the church for thatAren't you supposed to pray for me instead of cursing me? You Christians are inconsistent.
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