Do you guys believe in the Occult, or Satanism?

[Africa.com]

I could definitely beat you up. You're a perpetually online creative writer with energy fueled by some kind of amphetamines. Im athletic and my aura is "Vampiric Domination" hehe.

The "hehe" really illustrates your athletic aura

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You mocked my server...you think Im (legit) schizo, what is in there for you anyway?

Calm down sweetie

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

If Dinosaurs aren’t real then what did I just stick my dick in? Checkmate

A cantaloupe?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You mocked my server...you think Im (legit) schizo, what is in there for you anyway?

We've been through this, can't be bothered to rehash

 

[BUBBLER]

Uhhhhh sorry sweaties but Boq only lusts after little kids and old ladies because of epigenetic factors, biochemical imbalances in his brain, poor childhood nutrition and on top of all that we live in a purely materialistic, deterministic universe so he was going to do it regardless. Welcome to The Science World

This is one case where religion is the explanation

 

[BUBBLER]

What a fun way to live life. It’s all a math equation and predetermined.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Turk February, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

I pray he will one day find the joy of emo zoomer pussy

 

[Turk February]

I pray he will one day find the joy of emo zoomer pussy

This may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said. I accept this prayer.

 

[Turk February]

So like заткнись тупой and тупой зыткись are both grammatically correct ways to say shut up stupid

 

[BoringFaggot]

So like заткнись тупой and тупой зыткись are both grammatically correct ways to say shut up stupid

Sorry...

 

[Turk February]

Sorry...

Just giving an example.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Just giving an example.

What are you talking about?

 

[Turk February]

What are you talking about?

Grammar. Linguistics is one of my hobbies. I love talking about it.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Grammar. Linguistics is one of my hobbies. I love talking about it.

Oh

 

[despacito69]

I saw a documentary a few weeks ago about "the devil made me do it" case, which is supposedly the most genuine example of demonic possession that's ever been recorded. They even adapted it into a movie (Conjuring 3) and everything. Anyone who believes in all that points to this incident as "proof" that this exists.

So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.

Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.

Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.

So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.

X exists!

Do you have proof?

Yes, this is the clearest and best example of X occurring, by many scholars who study this.

That was faked by a crazy mother feeding her kids sleeping medication.

Well it still exists and there are plenty of other examples.

Like what?

...Shut up.

WWAWD Marjoe documentary?

Anneliese Michel - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

>only brought priests and exorcists in
>died in agony

You know the Catholic church later said it was not a possession, right?

 

[NoBacon]

WWAWD Marjoe documentary?

You know the Catholic church later said it was not a possession, right?

Have you been researching it for all these days? Did you know anything about it before I posted it?

@Mass.gov wwaw knowing a bunch of things from having a curious mind and sassters googling things you mention off hand to pwn you?

 

[despacito69]

Have you been researching it for all these days?

"the Catholic Church reversed its position and declared Anneliese Michel to have been mentally ill." https://www.dw.com/en/planned-polish-exorcism-center-sparks-interest-in-germany/a-3082751

 

[NoBacon]

"the Catholic Church reversed its position and declared Anneliese Michel to have been mentally ill." https://www.dw.com/en/planned-polish-exorcism-center-sparks-interest-in-germany/a-3082751

They also allow gay marriage dude

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAWD Marjoe documentary?

I guess Christianity isn't true guys, shut it down. Ignore the thousands of martyrs who accepted torture and death in the decades and centuries after Christ rose - a child preacher grew up and rejected it.

 

[Turk February]

I guess Christianity isn't true guys, shut it down. Ignore the thousands of martyrs who accepted torture and death in the decades and centuries after Christ rose - a child preacher grew up and rejected it.

Okay. I will.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Okay. I will.

You already did, damn you