Do we have a thread to make fun of dating app profiles?

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Jack did you just turn this into a Dating App Profile Doxx Thread?

Should I edit the title?
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Jamila Dawn mitchell, formerly known as "kevin" d mitchell. b. 1986

Cell:
[URL='https://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-414-899-7030']
(414) 899-7030
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[URL='https://www.whitepages.com/address/2430-W-Vine-St/Milwaukee-WI/AQjp67WLxRK']2430 W Vine St[/URL]
[URL='https://www.whitepages.com/address/2430-W-Vine-St/Milwaukee-WI/AQjp67WLxRK']Milwaukee, WI 53205[/URL]
 

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.
Far-right men LOVE fat bitches.

To me, that is disgusting. :sick:

There's some sort of maternal thing I didn't get as a kid.
Some people call it attention. Some call it love.
So big girls - clean, well-kept biggies, not sweaty trailer slobs - drive me nuts.
That blonde cryptoJew could make me her slave and I'd worship her morning shits.
Wish my wife was a little bigger TBFHWY.
 
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Howd it go with fatso?

She’s using rapist to mean witty, but I would bang the shit out of that chick non-consensually if that’s what she wants

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Harry, I never messaged that fat bitch. I take obsessive care of my body, and date yoga teachers or doctors almost exclusively. The way fat people smell skeeves me.
But I will pretend I want to fuck one for da bit.
 
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Hmmm… didn’t you eat an entire pizza that you stole from the FD?

No, I only crushed three pieces before realizing they tasted like smoke.
I've posted shirtless photos on here before. I'm not quite on Carol's level, but he's not battling my inbred Irish genetics.
 
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Fuck, I missed the menorah. If she was non-Jew, she's the perfect slampig phenotype.

For the dudes on Hinge/Bumble, if you haven't fucked 3 chicks built exactly like this you're doing it wrong.
Sex haver dan, everyone. 5'4" bald down syndrome looking fatass wants everyone to know he has le sex. Do you send them gift cards before or after meeting them?
 
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