Do we have a thread to make fun of dating app profiles?

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If not, I'd like a place to share.

Bonus: check out the milkers on this goofy bitch

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If not, I'd like a place to share.

Bonus: check out the milkers on this goofy bitch

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She was designed to breed, cook and do housework. She's a perfect "farmer's wife" prototype. On her feet all day, looking after the rug rats, baking, doing laundry; she'd be at least 30 lbs lighter but would still have those fat beefers to feed son number 4. That was what nature made her for.

But modern life got in the way. Instead she's whoring herself out for free, drinking wine every day, almost certainly working some bullshit job like event planning or some kind of marketing gig and is a guaranteed slampig for the 3 or 4 Chads who have her on speed dial. The future is female lol.
 
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Hope you’ve got an extra large oven that’ll fit this oversized Jewess after you’re done filling her sweaty hebe hole
Fuck, I missed the menorah. If she was non-Jew, she's the perfect slampig phenotype.

For the dudes on Hinge/Bumble, if you haven't fucked 3 chicks built exactly like this you're doing it wrong.
 
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