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BreastMilk

I got a lien on my house!
How much did they cost, those fakers??

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Ripped open mustard pack still on the table. Classless piece of shit
 
The fact that there are some rubes here that never understand this has always been enraging. Like remember the subreddit cheering on Nana getting his ass handed to him repeatedly by M. on twitter? I remember some 1.7 takes back then trying to make the rest of us aware that OJ’s lawyer was a ssssscumbag N-person. Wow no shit, really? Do you need to tell us that PCJ was actually a fat dork too? Imagine going through life with such a dogshit surface level understanding of humor.
I think part of the reason why some people are starting to drop Kayfabe is that this entire thing has become so much more real. It’s one thing to make fun of a fat angry failed author because he has a shit personality and shit opinions and treats people like garbage, it’s another to discover just how real all of this actually is.

Especially for people like me, who until recently mostly lurked and didn’t say very much, he is a much much worse person than I ever thought he was. It puts into perspective a lot of the “exaggerated humor” that turned out not to be exaggerated and a lot more on the nose than I ever would’ve guessed.

He isn’t just a lolcow. He’s a dangerous, unstable lunatic. A lot of the things that I thought were just jokes turned out to be real. Maybe that’s just me? I am a stupid faggot after all.

This might not surprise other people who follow the situation a lot more closely, but for those of us who were barely involved in the old sub, I didn’t even post there, a lot of this stuff took me by surprise.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I think part of the reason why some people are starting to drop Kayfabe is that this entire thing has become so much more real. It’s one thing to make fun of a fat angry failed author because he has a shit personality and shit opinions and treats people like garbage, it’s another to discover just how real all of this actually is.

Especially for people like me, who until recently mostly lurked and didn’t say very much, he is a much much worse person than I ever thought he was. It puts into perspective a lot of the “exaggerated humor” that turned out not to be exaggerated and a lot more on the nose than I ever would’ve guessed.

He isn’t just a lolcow. He’s a dangerous, unstable lunatic. A lot of the things that I thought were just jokes turned out to be real. Maybe that’s just me? I am a stupid faggot after all.

This might not surprise other people who follow the situation a lot more closely, but for those of us who were barely involved in the old sub, I didn’t even post there, a lot of this stuff took me by surprise.
I’m convinced he’s such an unstable lunatic he’s actually considered disabled mentally which is why he won’t get a job because he gets government benefits / SSI / etc.
 

Chive Torquey

Bland Vegetable Nonsense
He isn’t just a lolcow. He’s a dangerous, unstable lunatic. A lot of the things that I thought were just jokes turned out to be real.
When we first came across Patrick, brothermen poked fun at him by calling him a failed author. Then we got hold of excerpts and sales figures of his books that confirmed that.

He was repeatedly called a cuck just to mock him. Then we discovered the Lappening.

Everyone labelled him a dunce for obvious reasons. Then we got his GPA which literally lists how much of an underachieving dolt he was in the only academic endeavour he ever completed.

Similarly, we had folks half-seriously speculate for ages that he must've been abusive to Ade. Now we've got a police record proving that he threatened the lives of both his ex-wife and child-to-be, and that it was because of this that they permanently cut him off from their lives.

Guess what else people have been joking about? Him killing Bernell.
 

Fred from Brookryn

Not so fast, midget!
When we first came across Patrick, brothermen poked fun at him by calling him a failed author. Then we got hold of excerpts and sales figures of his books that confirmed that.

He was repeatedly called a cuck just to mock him. Then we discovered the Lappening.

Everyone labelled him a dunce for obvious reasons. Then we got his GPA which literally lists how much of an underachieving dolt he was in the only academic endeavour he ever completed.

Similarly, we had folks half-seriously speculate for ages that he must've been abusive to Ade. Now we've got a police record proving that he threatened the lives of both his ex-wife and child-to-be, and that it was because of this that they permanently cut him off from their lives.

Guess what else people have been joking about? Him killing Bernell.
Niggeroni
 

BreastMilk

I got a lien on my house!
When we first came across Patrick, brothermen poked fun at him by calling him a failed author. Then we got hold of excerpts and sales figures of his books that confirmed that.

He was repeatedly called a cuck just to mock him. Then we discovered the Lappening.

Everyone labelled him a dunce for obvious reasons. Then we got his GPA which literally lists how much of an underachieving dolt he was in the only academic endeavour he ever completed.

Similarly, we had folks half-seriously speculate for ages that he must've been abusive to Ade. Now we've got a police record proving that he threatened the lives of both his ex-wife and child-to-be, and that it was because of this that they permanently cut him off from their lives.

Guess what else people have been joking about? Him killing Bernell.
It should honestly be malpractice that Milwaukee police haven't looked into him.

The size, shape, bike, gun, threats, political nutjob, emotionally unstable...that crazy picture.

We haven't done enough for Bernall, he deserves justice.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he killed him because he came over one night and couldn't blast enough farts into Nikki.
 

FurBurger

Is Torquie, my prison wife, still sperging?
Don’t forget before signing away her rights he immediately demanded the mother cover all health insurance coverage, contributing a grand total of 0 dollars to her well being.

Let's not forget that he actually sold health insurance at the time; if ever there was a reason to use a staff discount...
 

Imager

The only Onaforums Poster that really rocks!
I think part of the reason why some people are starting to drop Kayfabe is that this entire thing has become so much more real. It’s one thing to make fun of a fat angry failed author because he has a shit personality and shit opinions and treats people like garbage, it’s another to discover just how real all of this actually is.

Especially for people like me, who until recently mostly lurked and didn’t say very much, he is a much much worse person than I ever thought he was. It puts into perspective a lot of the “exaggerated humor” that turned out not to be exaggerated and a lot more on the nose than I ever would’ve guessed.

He isn’t just a lolcow. He’s a dangerous, unstable lunatic. A lot of the things that I thought were just jokes turned out to be real. Maybe that’s just me? I am a stupid faggot after all.

This might not surprise other people who follow the situation a lot more closely, but for those of us who were barely involved in the old sub, I didn’t even post there, a lot of this stuff took me by surprise.
Wait til you find out about the black baby pepperoni.

EDIT: @Fred from Brookryn beat me to it. Tell 'em, Fred!
 

TorqueJob

Criminal CyberTorquer
It's hilarious that he actually said "no, child" to the legal document about his wage even when the listed wage would potentially have helped him. Stupidly proud fat pig.

You're being too generous. The way he's claiming his income is probably some part of him trying to get out of child support. Here's how I figure he was trying to weasel it:


As was shown earlier in the thread, he was arguing that if he ever was a deadbeat and didn't pay his child support, he'd lose his job since he couldn't renew his licenses.

So, if you break down his pig math of $3k a month "most months", but he's claiming that it's $6k a month if you average it from his yearly income divided by 12.

If we assume "most months" would be 10 months of the year, we can do the math:

( (3000 * (12 - y)) + yx ) / 12 = 6000
(where x is the amount he earns in the high earning months, and y is the number of months that are high earning months)
If we assume his high earning period is 2 months:
( (3000 * (12 - 2)) + 2x ) / 12 = 6000
...

x = $24,000

So, he's trying to claim that most of the year he earns 3k in a month, but 2 months out of the year he earns $24k.

Now, he's arguing that because his income is unbalanced throughout the year, if the child support amount is based on his yearly income he'll be unable to pay it because most months he doesn't earn that much, and will be unable to pay that month and go into arrears and then he'll lose his job, yadda yadda yadda.

To any intelligent person, you would just allocate the appropriate amount of money in those big earning months to cover child support for the leaner months, but Tomlinson is a fat nigger rich rube who spends any money he has the second he gets it on shitty consumerism and vehicles, so he's trying to claim hardship because keeping some money set aside is hard.

If he didn't successfully use it as a cudgel to not pay any child support, he would have use it to try to argue why he should be allowed to pay less child support than his yearly income.

Maybe it was a retarded fake brag attempt on his part, but I can also see how this was a (stupid) scheme on his part to try to pay less or somethin', I dunno.
 

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
You're being too generous. The way he's claiming his income is probably some part of him trying to get out of child support. Here's how I figure he was trying to weasel it:


As was shown earlier in the thread, he was arguing that if he ever was a deadbeat and didn't pay his child support, he'd lose his job since he couldn't renew his licenses.

So, if you break down his pig math of $3k a month "most months", but he's claiming that it's $6k a month if you average it from his yearly income divided by 12.

If we assume "most months" would be 10 months of the year, we can do the math:

( (3000 * (12 - y)) + yx ) / 12 = 6000
(where x is the amount he earns in the high earning months, and y is the number of months that are high earning months)
If we assume his high earning period is 2 months:
( (3000 * (12 - 2)) + 2x ) / 12 = 6000
...

x = $24,000

So, he's trying to claim that most of the year he earns 3k in a month, but 2 months out of the year he earns $24k.

Now, he's arguing that because his income is unbalanced throughout the year, if the child support amount is based on his yearly income he'll be unable to pay it because most months he doesn't earn that much, and will be unable to pay that month and go into arrears and then he'll lose his job, yadda yadda yadda.

To any intelligent person, you would just allocate the appropriate amount of money in those big earning months to cover child support for the leaner months, but Tomlinson is a fat nigger rich rube who spends any money he has the second he gets it on shitty consumerism and vehicles, so he's trying to claim hardship because keeping some money set aside is hard.

If he didn't successfully use it as a cudgel to not pay any child support, he would have use it to try to argue why he should be allowed to pay less child support than his yearly income.

Maybe it was a retarded fake brag attempt on his part, but I can also see how this was a (stupid) scheme on his part to try to pay less or somethin', I dunno.
That makes sense. Medicare open enrollment is about an eight-week window each year.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"He was so excited we didnt even need lube" -PSTom

Damn Patrick Harmon Tomlinson ova here

Serious The Pig needs to be put down. no bs.

Who is Dan Harmon you ask? He seems like Rick Johnson's hero probably did same thing to the doll after.

Has the look of a SFWA member here is the video... sick stuff.


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