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Of course Pat is the only person who thinks Cocaine Bear is culturally relevant. That movie went down like a lead balloon and deservedly so, it was shit even if you disregard it missing the intentionally bad B-movie bandwagon by a decade.

He's so stuck in the early 2000s mentally and not even in a good way like we are, he thinks all the faggot shit of that period that should only be remembered mockingly is actually cool.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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These people are hopeless.
Agree. My favorite part is them puzzling over it and coming up with “I don’t understand!” Well, obviously you don’t. But the conclusion to draw from your lack of understanding isn’t that it’s impossible to understand.

What really drives them crazy is that it’s none of their fucking business. The owner gets to own whatever vehicle he wants to own and there ain’t shit you fat failures can do about it. Sit and spin, busybodies.
 

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I'd rather be in that thing when niggers and trantifa are blocking intersections and freeways than fatso's stupid little Rustang or Made in Thailand scooter.
I love videos of those creatures getting hit by cars when they try to block traffic. No bigger lulz than seeing totalitarian dirtbags put in their place. I almost hope that I someday get to accelerate into a gaggle of these pieces of shit — on one condition: Someone’s gotta be recording it for posterity.
 

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He's so stuck in the early 2000s mentally and not even in a good way like we are, he thinks all the faggot shit of that period that should only be remembered mockingly is actually cool.
He really is like a character from a Mike Judge creation. Except I don’t think Judge ever crafted a character as fat as Pat.
 

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It's the same view every shitty alfresco restaurant on the water has. Why don't you put down the phone and just enjoy a nice dinner with your wife, Patrick?
He acts like Milwaukee is Venetian when it’s not even Chicago-level.

Which reminds me that as much as I want Quasi to get paid ASAP, I also need to see Pat in Venice. I’d be surprised if he made it into even one gondola without tipping it over.

Not a great view either

This rube thinks his ghetto alley with garbage cans all around and power lines running all over makes a beautiful atmosphere for backyard relaxation and photography. He’s lacking all discernment and good taste.

I'll give him this one. It's a terrible name. Plus there's no tuna within 1500 miles of this place

I would bet all their fish start out frozen. I’m also fairly sure Pat ordered chicken tendies instead of seafood anyway.
 

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This is my view, enjoy your corporate condos Tubs
 
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