Dinner later

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

These people are hopeless. They are talking about it like its the guys only vehicle. They are trying to place it in their daily average lives. I bet this guy has a bunch of non practical cars and huge home/garage to park them. He has the money to burn clearly. They are worrying about how to parallel park it and blind spots. Like there is no way he could own some practical cars for when he doesnt want to drive around in a $185k 6x6 jeep.

Its probably the only thing they can come up with to scoff at it. The cost of gas and practicality. Trying to convince themselves that their 10+ year old car is far better. Since its costs more alone than most of what they have. Its not supposed to be practical. Its supposed to be over the top and made to make the weirdos freak out about the environment. Seems like its working.

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No practical upside? You could say the same for Pat driving a mustang in Wisconsin. All these types are bitter and upset because their lives are miserable. The only time I would get upset at a car in a parking lot if it was taking 3 spots because the driver parked like an asshole.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course Pat is the only person who thinks Cocaine Bear is culturally relevant. That movie went down like a lead balloon and deservedly so, it was shit even if you disregard it missing the intentionally bad B-movie bandwagon by a decade.

He's so stuck in the early 2000s mentally and not even in a good way like we are, he thinks all the faggot shit of that period that should only be remembered mockingly is actually cool.

For a movie called “cocaine bear” it was very forgettable. It was trying to be multiple things at once and just made it awful. Maybe would have worked if it came out around the time of Snakes on a Plain but not now. I only watched it for Ray Liotta.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Hildy wants to be pats friend so bad but is ignored by the pig

I’m starting to suspect Hildy has a humiliation fetish or severe autism. Those are the only explanations for him not registering the extreme contempt in which Pat holds him.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Literally everything about him is infuriating.

Except for the mess of a life he’s created for himself. Knowing he’ll always be in deep debt and miserable is very reassuring.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

But never good food. He even orders his filet mignon well done. I’m guessing he eats it with a pool of ketchup too.

What kind of rube retard hasn't heard of Morton's and knows to expect it to be pricey? Plus even if you didn't the lack of prices should tip you off

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What kind of rube retard hasn't heard of Morton's and knows to expect it to be pricey? Plus even if you didn't the lack of prices should tip you off

Pat is so desperate to be cosmopolitan that he goes on foreign trips thinking it will make people see him as a worldly sophisticate. As if going to McDonalds around the world is impressive.

As Pat and Niki’s public debt amortization plan attests, anyone willing to go into debt can travel wherever they want. It doesn’t make them urbane or cultured. It just makes them rubes on tour, bankrupting themselves for a fantasy. Thank God these two overgrown toddlers will never bring children into this shambles of a life.

 

[RickReternal]

I’m starting to suspect Hildy has a humiliation fetish or severe autism. Those are the only explanations for him not registering the extreme contempt in which Pat holds him.

Tiny chance Hildy is fucking with him back. Doxing the restaurant of a perpetual self-described victim on Twitter is almost too wacky to be a sincere mistake.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Tiny chance Hildy is fucking with him back. Doxing the restaurant of a perpetual self-described victim on Twitter is almost too wacky to be a sincere mistake.

Hildy seems REALLY fucking stupid, though. That and the way he kisses Pat’s shit-smeared ass leads me to think he genuinely craves his approval — or his humiliating rejection, depending on what gets his pee-pee hard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hildy seems REALLY fucking stupid, though. That and the way he kisses Pat’s shit-smeared ass leads me to think he genuinely craves his approval — or his humiliating rejection, depending on what gets his pee-pee hard.

Hildy is very stupid and insecure about it, don’t forget him and his wife had to make some “smart people / big thinkers” group to appear intelligent yet he’s a moron. He wants so bad to have a friend and Pat ignores him.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Hildy is very stupid and insecure about it, don’t forget him and his wife had to make some “smart people / big thinkers” group to appear intelligent yet he’s a moron. He wants so bad to have a friend and Pat ignores him.

My favorite part of the litany failures he calls a bio is that he opens it by making sure everyone knows he’s too smart to believe in God. He is a meme come to life.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat is so desperate to be cosmopolitan that he goes on foreign trips thinking it will make people see him as a worldly sophisticate. As if going to McDonalds around the world is impressive.

As Pat and Niki’s public debt amortization plan attests, anyone willing to go into debt can travel wherever they want. It doesn’t make them urbane or cultured. It just makes them rubes on tour, bankrupting themselves for a fantasy. Thank God these two overgrown toddlers will never bring children into this shambles of a life.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Of course Pat has never seen The Thick of It and only knows Capaldi from Doctor Who. I’m so excited for his shitty Dickens sequel. Wish he’d walk away from DIY (doom it yourself) and get back to “work.”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Of course Pat has never seen The Thick of It and only knows Capaldi from Doctor Who. I’m so excited for his shitty Dickens sequel. Wish he’d walk away from DIY (doom it yourself) and get back to “work.”

Yeah British pat has only ever heard of the most widely popular British series from years ago, guarantee he'd find this boring because the humor would go over his head. Especially why Noncy Sinatra was the best insult in the series

 

[Ladynyahh]

But never good food. He even orders his filet mignon well done. I’m guessing he eats it with a pool of ketchup too.

First off I've never heard anyone refer to this restaurant as "Morton's of Chicago". It's a chain. I've been to Morton's a few times (I'm a fancy gentleman) and I have not seen a menu that was without prices. I think Patrick is telling another tall tale. He's so hateable.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

First off I've never heard anyone refer to this restaurant as "Morton's of Chicago". It's a chain. I've been to Morton's a few times (I'm a fancy gentleman) and I have not seen a menu that was without prices. I think Patrick is telling another tall tale. He's so hateable.

Don’t forget he brags about having white wine with red meat which is not the proper pairing. He likes it well done and with white wine. Such a fat stupid rube.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

First off I've never heard anyone refer to this restaurant as "Morton's of Chicago". It's a chain. I've been to Morton's a few times (I'm a fancy gentleman) and I have not seen a menu that was without prices. I think Patrick is telling another tall tale. He's so hateable.

Porky Pies Pat is at it again

 

[Meownaw]

Dinner later.
Prezzies now.

 

[guest]

Don’t forget he brags about having white wine with red meat which is not the proper pairing. He likes it well done and with white wine. Such a fat stupid rube.

If true, this alone validates everything that is happening to him.