Did this really happen? Do you think?

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

For someone in his 30's, I feel pretty dumb not knowing this. What's a good way to brush up on the personality/political breakdown of the various states, besides starring at red/blue maps that mostly tell you how many mexicans are in them? Particularly the real personal character of them, beyond the political. Is there a relatively simple way to learn that sort of thing, without living in each and every state for a year?

I think you just have to have to witness enough people from each state and apply some good old fashion stereotyping. There's shades of grey like with everything but if we're talking about percentages, Milwaukee is 73% faggot, whereas Oregon as a state is probably only 48% faggot.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Dat nigga @Nigger John in a Patposting thread just feels wrong. PYN, brothermen.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pat is definitely one of those guys that walks around completely naked in the locker room.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Pat is definitely one of those guys that walks around completely naked in the locker room.

Whenever people don't do this, I assume they're hiding their tiny penises in shame.

 

[nasty twp]

Yeah. Ok bud. Did everyone cheer afterwards?

Obvs everyone cheered Fat like it was the ending scene of Lucas.

Even though he's more of a smug creepy crybully like Lucas Barton than the little heroic footballing Lucas (rip Haimster)

 

[MonsterSteve]

With context. And no that never happened.

I love how he has a ton of these stories about how someone was a racist right in front of him when I couldn't count on one hand that ever happening in my life. The only racist shit I ever hear is from friends or family and its in a joking manner. It's never actual HATRED towards someone. Just like his silly gym stories and the brotosaurus or whatever the fuck. These are things he thinks of while sitting at a bar, ALONE, and then tweets them to see how they play out in fantasy land. Nothing more.

 

[captain_kamala]

A lot of women share these second hand r/thathappened stories on tiktok and it's always to brag that their husband is "republican presenting" meaning white or big or whatever. And they're so proud of it. That's all they want. They don't really like the weirdo liberal queers, just their ideals.

 

[Farmer Brown]

I thought that was California and New York. Is it worse, or as bad, or just a distant number 3?

Here's an interesting fact: Milwaukee is the only major American city to elect three socialist mayors. It is Algonquin for, "the good land."

 

[BudDickman]

Some guy said something and then I threatened him. The end.

This is so low effort even by Pat's standards. No cute insults like "brotosaurus", no weird details like the guy emptying a bottle of ketchup on a stack of hundred dollar bills or whatever. Fucking lazy fat ass who can't even make up an interesting story.

 

[Kurt_Love]

I prefer the one where within earshot of a fatty on the treadmill Rick said "here's 90 lbs of dumbbells cause that's how overweight this tub of shit brave lady is!!!"

He definitely always stands up against frat bros in gyms and bar fights. Him hiding at home 3 times when Nadolski and Dan Mullen(5'4) told him they were at Hooli's is just a weird coincidence.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I love how he has a ton of these stories about how someone was a racist right in front of him when I couldn't count on one hand that ever happening in my life. The only racist shit I ever hear is from friends or family and its in a joking manner. It's never actual HATRED towards someone. Just like his silly gym stories and the brotosaurus or whatever the fuck. These are things he thinks of while sitting at a bar, ALONE, and then tweets them to see how they play out in fantasy land. Nothing more.

And let's not forget the million other times he has been the one person for everyone to confide in, which of course gives him a special insight into the human condition that conveniently reaffirms his current beliefs. I remember his tweets from around when louis ck got outed and he claimed to be in the comedy "whisper networks" and acted like he knew all along. Somehow he still became (and still is) best buds with the comedian and Las Vegas entertainer Kelly Lee Williams, who has been accused of rape and misconduct by 20 women. Oh yeah, and the elderly jap crying on his shoulder at pearl harbor lol.

 

[Nigger John]

Dat nigga @Nigger John in a Patposting thread just feels wrong. PYN, brothermen.

I do it about once a quarter.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Oregon and Washington State definitely have their share of white shitlibs. But at least their land and cities are physically beautiful. Milwaukee has no beauty, only miserable fat people. I'd prefer to live in the Pacific Northwest - somewhere by a big river near the beach - than just about anywhere...just would have to avoid the Prozac-addled boomer white women living in a progressive fantasy world.

Pennsylvania is very conservative outside of Philadelphia.

Why do you ask? Are you not American?

I missed that last part. I am American, but I spend all my life infront of my laptop seldom leaving the house.

 

[cliveowen]

There's video Pat in one of these situations. The time "Nazis" showed up to one of the sf conventions and he was walking around in his pink shirt. He confronted one of the Nazis and surprisingly didn't drop some Marvel-worthy line. He just stared at the guy and flipped him off

 

[kingship75]

For someone in his 30's, I feel pretty dumb not knowing this. What's a good way to brush up on the personality/political breakdown of the various states, besides starring at red/blue maps that mostly tell you how many mexicans are in them? Particularly the real personal character of them, beyond the political. Is there a relatively simple way to learn that sort of thing, without living in each and every state for a year?

You ask a lot of questions. You wearing a fuckin’ wire?

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I love how he has a ton of these stories about how someone was a racist right in front of him when I couldn't count on one hand that ever happening in my life. The only racist shit I ever hear is from friends or family and its in a joking manner. It's never actual HATRED towards someone. Just like his silly gym stories and the brotosaurus or whatever the fuck. These are things he thinks of while sitting at a bar, ALONE, and then tweets them to see how they play out in fantasy land. Nothing more.

He is a lying cocksucker. People in the Midwest tend to be polite in public. Open doors for people. Say please and thank you. Help strangers. He is such a fucking liar.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Whenever people don't do this, I assume they're hiding their tiny penises in shame.

I'm just very rapeable, that's all.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I feel badly for Kyle having to go to prison for not going to the gym

 

[porquedealer]

There's video Pat in one of these situations. The time "Nazis" showed up to one of the sf conventions and he was walking around in his pink shirt. He confronted one of the Nazis and surprisingly didn't drop some Marvel-worthy line. He just stared at the guy and flipped him off

How dare you.
"America, Son"

Also the first video recorded real life childing
"NoOO Child"
"so you hate America?"
"n-no child"

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

How dare you.
"America, Son"

Also the first video recorded real life childing
"NoOO Child"
"so you hate America?"
"n-no child"

Link me that shit, nigga