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You left off the bit where I said:Hey guys, here's this faggot's entire post:
I wonder why you'd leave that out?Salty? I bullied you into locking down your account and a week-long stint in rehab and it only took me, what - a "fortnight" as you'd call it? And I see you've deleted your main account in a panicky bitch fit; I'd love to hear the story behind that.
You sound scared; and maybe you should be. I called you my prison bitch, what, three weeks ago? And it's already resulted in a week-long trip to rehab for you, and a relapse just yesterday morning. I'm gonna guess - given that you were talking about emailing Dan's employers for a good six months before you worked up the stones to do it - that there was a little Dutch courage behind that decision, too
tl;drYou left off the bit where I said:
I wonder why you'd leave that out?
There's another one where I said:
I come here for the performative cruelty, Doug; and a man who upvotes his own posts makes the ideal target:
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Now, tell us about your recent stint in rehab. If it's the 12 Step kind, you know you're going to have to make amends to Dan for it to work, right? That's Step 8; and the higher power you picked in Step 3 is going to know if you haven't done it.
What are your plans for that? I figure you're going to have to dox yourself and take your lumps to get that to work.
He's right. If you've got proof, post it. Quit being mysterious, Erock. If you prove it's all one person, they'll get shit on relentlessly.You left off [URL='https://new.onaforums.net/threads/dantas-naughty-or-nice-list-official.27445/post-599898']the bit where I said:[/URL]
I wonder why you'd leave that out?
There's another one where I said:
I come here for the performative cruelty, Doug; and a man who upvotes his own posts makes the ideal target:
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Now, tell us about your recent stint in rehab. If it's the 12 Step kind, you know you're going to have to make amends to Dan for it to work, right? That's Step 8; and the higher power you picked in Step 3 is going to know if you haven't done it.
What are your plans for that? I figure you're going to have to dox yourself and take your lumps to get that to work.
He's right. If you've got proof, post it. Quit being mysterious, Erock. If you prove it's all one person, they'll get shit on relentlessly.
Nah; you already know how I know.Prove how I'm Doug or a drug addict or whatever. I tasked you with that already, retard, so do it.
Then what happens?Nah; you already know how I know.
I tell you what I will do though - I'll give Dan some ideas for content. [URL='http://legaldb.freemedia.at/legal-database/switzerland/']Defamation's illegal under Swiss law;[/URL] it can get you up to three years in jail. Dan files a complaint with the Swiss police over the naughty emails you claim to have sent to his employer; that takes him five minutes. Since you used Proton Mail's servers, and they're located in Switzerland, the crime is considered to have taken place there - enough to show standing, anyway. Swiss cop fills out the necessary form to pull your details out of Proton; that takes him five minutes. If you've used a VPN, they hand over the phone number Proton used to sent the authentication text to you when you activated the account. If you didn't use a VPN, they've got your IP. Both mobile SIMs and ISP accounts are strongly tied to identities in Australia; there's no burner phones over there. Plus they hold two years of your metadata for "law enforcement purposes". Fun fact: you can tell which VPNs really do value your privacy, because they don't have endpoints in Australia - because the ones that do have to log two years of metadata under federal law. Most don't give a shit, despite what they say in their ads.
Swiss cop is super happy now; international cybercrime looks fantastic on a resume, and private industry pay top-dollar for ex-cops with experience. He contacts their international liaison officer who determines there's an MOU between Australia and Switzerland (I checked, there is!), and they fill out the necessary form to have the courts approve a request for your details. That'll be rubberstamped (they've got evidence, you're not going to fight it), and forwarded to the Aussie police. The Swiss cops have now spent maybe two hours total on the case - that'll come up later.
The Aussie cops, under the MOU, now take over both the investigation and the cost of investigation. They use their unsupervised backdoor access to telcos to pull your name, address, date of birth, dick length etc, and come and have a chat. It's likely they'll want your phone, laptop, desktop etc. for forensic acquisition as well - so you should delete fucking everything. Remember, it's not costing Dan or the Swiss anything; and the Aussies can't really say "no" without causing an international incident. Asymmetric warfare, if you like.
After that, you face court in Australia to see if there's any reason not to allow your extradition (no death penalty, no problem), then you get extradited to stand trial (again on the Aussie dime - the Swiss really do come off easy under the MOU), face up to two year's jail under Switzerland's hilarious defamation laws; and Dan gets to sue you for any damages you may have caused him.
You once said you liked my legal analysis on here; how'd that one strike you?
(If anyone's wondering why they haven't heard of this shit happening more often, it's because it was happening, and then Congress passed a law round about 2005 ordering US courts to ignore foreign requests for anything that would be protected under the 1st Amendment. Unfortunately, Doug as an Aussie has no protected free speech, and there's whole topics he's forbidden by law to discuss on the internet. [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_censorship_in_Australia#Suicide_Related_Materials_Offences_Act_2006']Suicide, for example.[/URL] )
I guess I didn't need to out you as a deranged homosexual psychopath, because you've done it all by yourself. Holy shit.Nah; you already know how I know.
I tell you what I will do though - I'll give Dan some ideas for content. Defamation's illegal under Swiss law; it can get you up to three years in jail. Dan files a complaint with the Swiss police over the naughty emails you claim to have sent to his employer; that takes him five minutes. Since you used Proton Mail's servers, and they're located in Switzerland, the crime is considered to have taken place there - enough to show standing, anyway. Swiss cop fills out the necessary form to pull your details out of Proton; that takes him five minutes. If you've used a VPN, they hand over the phone number Proton used to sent the authentication text to you when you activated the account. If you didn't use a VPN, they've got your IP. Both mobile SIMs and ISP accounts are strongly tied to identities in Australia; there's no burner phones over there. Plus they hold two years of your metadata for "law enforcement purposes". Fun fact: you can tell which VPNs really do value your privacy, because they don't have endpoints in Australia - because the ones that do have to log two years of metadata under federal law. Most don't give a shit, despite what they say in their ads.
Swiss cop is super happy now; international cybercrime looks fantastic on a resume, and private industry pay top-dollar for ex-cops with experience. He contacts their international liaison officer who determines there's an MOU between Australia and Switzerland (I checked, there is!), and they fill out the necessary form to have the courts approve a request for your details. That'll be rubberstamped (they've got evidence, you're not going to fight it), and forwarded to the Aussie police. The Swiss cops have now spent maybe two hours total on the case - that'll come up later.
The Aussie cops, under the MOU, now take over both the investigation and the cost of investigation. They use their unsupervised backdoor access to telcos to pull your name, address, date of birth, dick length etc, and come and have a chat. It's likely they'll want your phone, laptop, desktop etc. for forensic acquisition as well - so you should delete fucking everything. Remember, it's not costing Dan or the Swiss anything; and the Aussies can't really say "no" without causing an international incident. Asymmetric warfare, if you like.
After that, you face court in Australia to see if there's any reason not to allow your extradition (no death penalty, no problem), then you get extradited to stand trial (again on the Aussie dime - the Swiss really do come off easy under the MOU), face up to two year's jail under Switzerland's hilarious defamation laws; and Dan gets to sue you for any damages you may have caused him.
You once said you liked my legal analysis on here; how'd that one strike you?
(If anyone's wondering why they haven't heard of this shit happening more often, it's because it was happening, and then Congress passed a law round about 2005 ordering US courts to ignore foreign requests for anything that would be protected under the 1st Amendment. Unfortunately, Doug as an Aussie has no protected free speech, and there's whole topics he's forbidden by law to discuss on the internet. Suicide, for example. )
Yes, I have no idea why @FurBurger thinks they're the same person. They both have a completely different posting style and a distinct way of producing content.Wasnt Dougie Killakuhnsdeadson and TdL P-Reddy?
Swiss cheese has lots of holes on themNah; you already know how I know.
I tell you what I will do though - I'll give Dan some ideas for content. Defamation's illegal under Swiss law; it can get you up to three years in jail. Dan files a complaint with the Swiss police over the naughty emails you claim to have sent to his employer; that takes him five minutes. Since you used Proton Mail's servers, and they're located in Switzerland, the crime is considered to have taken place there - enough to show standing, anyway. Swiss cop fills out the necessary form to pull your details out of Proton; that takes him five minutes. If you've used a VPN, they hand over the phone number Proton used to sent the authentication text to you when you activated the account. If you didn't use a VPN, they've got your IP. Both mobile SIMs and ISP accounts are strongly tied to identities in Australia; there's no burner phones over there. Plus they hold two years of your metadata for "law enforcement purposes". Fun fact: you can tell which VPNs really do value your privacy, because they don't have endpoints in Australia - because the ones that do have to log two years of metadata under federal law. Most don't give a shit, despite what they say in their ads.
Swiss cop is super happy now; international cybercrime looks fantastic on a resume, and private industry pay top-dollar for ex-cops with experience. He contacts their international liaison officer who determines there's an MOU between Australia and Switzerland (I checked, there is!), and they fill out the necessary form to have the courts approve a request for your details. That'll be rubberstamped (they've got evidence, you're not going to fight it), and forwarded to the Aussie police. The Swiss cops have now spent maybe two hours total on the case - that'll come up later.
The Aussie cops, under the MOU, now take over both the investigation and the cost of investigation. They use their unsupervised backdoor access to telcos to pull your name, address, date of birth, dick length etc, and come and have a chat. It's likely they'll want your phone, laptop, desktop etc. for forensic acquisition as well - so you should delete fucking everything. Remember, it's not costing Dan or the Swiss anything; and the Aussies can't really say "no" without causing an international incident. Asymmetric warfare, if you like.
After that, you face court in Australia to see if there's any reason not to allow your extradition (no death penalty, no problem), then you get extradited to stand trial (again on the Aussie dime - the Swiss really do come off easy under the MOU), face up to two year's jail under Switzerland's hilarious defamation laws; and Dan gets to sue you for any damages you may have caused him.
You once said you liked my legal analysis on here; how'd that one strike you?
(If anyone's wondering why they haven't heard of this shit happening more often, it's because it was happening, and then Congress passed a law round about 2005 ordering US courts to ignore foreign requests for anything that would be protected under the 1st Amendment. Unfortunately, Doug as an Aussie has no protected free speech, and there's whole topics he's forbidden by law to discuss on the internet. Suicide, for example. )
Uhh FurBurger is Swiss CheeseSwiss cheese has lots of holes on them
That's all I got
He's right. If you've got proof, post it. Quit being mysterious, Erock.
If he's not Dougie; then why not ignore me, or just tell me to fuck off? Maybe even block me. Who gives a shit? Would you care if I started calling you Dougie?Prove how I'm Doug or a drug addict or whatever. I tasked you with that already, retard, so do it.
I imagine he sucks cock for Toblerone.Then what happens?
I've been calling you a retard for months now. That's you getting to me? Well, you got me there.If he's not Dougie; then why not ignore me, or just tell me to fuck off? Maybe even block me. Who gives a shit? Would you care if I started calling you Dougie?
Because you know nothing, because I know who I am.But no; he's upset, and he's demanding to know what I've got on him. Why's that, then?
I don't know his motivation, but I don't think it necessarily makes him guilty. It's not like this is the first time you've brought it up. I'd probably tell someone to prove it after awhile too, to be honest witcha. You're talking about posters with such distinctly different voices that I find it pretty unlikely it's the same guy. I'm curious to know if you have hard proof or if this is something we'd have to take your word for.Well, that's just hurtful; and ordinarily I would but... look at the way he's asked me:
If he's not Dougie; then why not ignore me, or just tell me to fuck off? Maybe even block me. Who gives a shit? Would you care if I started calling you Dougie?
But no; he's upset, and he's demanding to know what I've got on him. Why's that, then?
I'm enjoying dragging him a little, and so I'll fight my urge to spill the beans a little longer.
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