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You're a swell guy Patreeky.Fuck Dan!
God Bless Cakehorn's cats!
You guys really gotta pick pictures where she’s not showing her tattoo. I still die at “Insight Hardware”. For 2 reasons: 1 it’s obviously fawking hilarious and 2: Obviously it’s too clever for Dan to have thought of.
Seasons greetings to the Mullen dynasty!
Thanks for the advice, but I’m fine being a jobber. Look, someone needs to be the Brooklyn Brawler. You guys are way better at this than I am, I’m happy just to read and chime in with a lame observation every now and then.Okay real talk. This is mostly for @CQ_1 but also faggots in this thread like @DickensCoffee_mybb and @BestonianBvll
If you don't have an avatar, people treat you like a jobber.
Period. Nobody cares about your Nortonesque superiority "ehhhhh you know I'm just here for a couple laughs, I don't want to be a big board celebrity!" Homies are walking around with almost double my post count thinking they're too busy to spend 45 seconds uploading an avatar, meanwhile I've accidentally shitposted some obscure goblina into the biggest actress on planet earth.
Do you need Jenna's help finding a fun avatar? In the spirit of Christmas I'll spend two minutes googling pictures of Colin Quinn until I find one I like. Just know I'll look down with you with the distain of a private chef who gets hired to make ham & cheese sandwiches for some lazy son of a billionaire.
Please provide that publicly ASAP, retard. Please, I'm begging you.Oh, but I have proof, Doug.
Why is he posting all this gay shit to me? You call someone a retarded faggot once, you gotta pay for that for life here, I guess.You won't, but that's OK; you're funnier as a stumblebum anyway.
How much Dutch courage did it take for you to send that email to Dan's employers? Are we talking a full bottle of Jack Daniels, or are you past the point where one bottle is enough? Do you even get hangovers any more?
Oh, but I have proof, Doug. You got a lil' bit drunk, and fucked that up too.
I've got a funny idea for an episode of NPS, as well, that I haven't even told Dan about yet. I'm saving that for a little bit, or until I can lower myself to sign up for Kiwifarms. Hint: I think you got drunk and fucked up in your email to him.
Please provide that publicly ASAP, retard. Please, I'm begging you.
Hey guys, here's this faggot's entire post:
Why is he posting all this gay shit to me? You call someone a retarded faggot once, you gotta pay for that for life here, I guess.
...FOR EATING A SUCCULENT DUTCH MEAL!!?!?Gentleman, this is mental illness manifest. Furburger tried to grab me by the penis, people!
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...FOR EATING A SUCCULENT DUTCH MEAL!!?!?
I thought this was a special message just for me. Now you're re-purposing it for others. Thanks for making me feel like a cheap whore![MEDIA=vocaroo]1iDSGfPpZxEb[/MEDIA]
I thought this was a special message just for me. Now you're re-purposing it for others. Thanks for making me feel like a cheap whore!
Frankly disrespectful. Concentrate more on not being crippled, making more money and not being so gay and terrible with women (no sex irl and worshipping 90s TV actresses doesn't count.) Hit me up for tips if you want.[MEDIA=vocaroo]1mN4Nyf4jhVR[/MEDIA]
Frankly disrespectful. Concentrate more on not being crippled, making more money and not being so gay and terrible with women (no sex irl and worshipping 90s TV actresses doesn't count.) Hit me up for tips if you want.
strong incel energy[MEDIA=vocaroo]1kuVYGKwwZ9h[/MEDIA]
strong incel energy
He’s saving it for the podcast!!! He’s finally going to be board famous with this one, dood!!! TMDWU!!!Please provide that publicly ASAP, retard. Please, I'm begging you.
Hey guys, here's this faggot's entire post:
Why is he posting all this gay shit to me? You call someone a retarded faggot once, you gotta pay for that for life here, I guess.
He’s saving it for the podcast!!! He’s finally going to be board famous with this one, dood!!! TMDWU!!!
Concentrate more on not being crippled, making more money and not being so gay and terrible with women (no sex irl and worshipping 90s TV actresses doesn't count.)
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