Awful hipsHappy to be in the sun after trapped in the Count's castle all those years.
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Awful hipsHappy to be in the sun after trapped in the Count's castle all those years.
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Niggas can't be choosers my niggaAwful hips
Her anatomy is weird. Like those are some boyish hips.She’s one of these girls that in some photos has gigantic tits and in others she looks like a teen boy.
Let those puppies breatheFrolicking at the seasshore!
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My dude, those are the kinds of thick ear muffs you spread and dickly dive into. This broad is certifiably bonkers so you know she’s down with the nutty sex talk. ‘I’m moronically into sex!’ (Actual quote from some upstate NY sorta hooker I fucked once)Her anatomy is weird. Like those are some boyish hips.
Same for that Elisa Jordana character...still cant tell if I find her attractive. In some angles Elisa looks like a chiseled handsome dude.
Why does her face look like Willem Dafoe here?Frolicking at the seasshore!
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You’re looking at her face?Why does her face look like Willem Dafoe here?
... & in other pics she doesn't look atractiveShe’s one of these girls that in some photos has gigantic tits and in others she looks like a teen boy.
I kinda see that.She gives me Melora Walters in "Magnolia" vibes.
Is she signaling Cumia here?Quirky!
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She's a talentless, spoiled trustfund brat with a father too busy generating schekels to properly hand some discipline.wow imagine being like 19 or however old she was at the time when she fucked nanapossibly the most ugly man alive for the $$$, women really are worthless I guess
Didn't he disband her or was that after Cumia fucked her?She's a talentless, spoiled trustfund brat with a father too busy generating schekels to properly hand some discipline.
She has enough strikes against her before we take into account she's a vagina owner.
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