Dan-o gay rant 6/16

[captain_kamala]

No doubt, but I'm going to slip molly in one of the many drinks I buy him, so no worries on my end.

Idk a man buying drinks for a man sounds pretty GTQYN

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Is this the YouTube spice dude?

Are you talking about KingCobraJFS?

 

[More Worser]

Yes I live in a very diverse neighborhood where a redneck can talk to a black chick while Spanish kids play.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No doubt, but I'm going to slip molly in one of the many drinks I buy him, so no worries on my end.

That just ain't the cowboy way, son.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Dan o just gifted me a gallon of sweet tea and 2 joints. Best neighbor ever.

He's going to decapitate you eventually

 

[captain_kamala]

He's going to decapitate you eventually

OK well I will document it here for the true crime story. He gave my boys $50 each for their grades. He's a good guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's going to decapitate you eventually

Dan-O lives by a code. A code you city folk can't understand.

 

[More Worser]

He gave my boys $50 each for their grades. He's a good guy.

This right here is how you know he's

White
Not non-White

 

[captain_kamala]

This right here is how you know he's

White
Not non-White

There's actually a thing within the black community where if you see a cute kid you give them a dollar. I've made plenty of cash this way.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There's actually a thing within the black community where if you see a cute kid you give them a dollar. I've made plenty of cash this way.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's actually a thing within the black community where if you see a cute kid you give them a dollar. I've made plenty of cash this way.

I gave my friend's kid $20 to help me bag leaves one time and then the next time I saw her she zipped up my hoodie for no reason and demanded payment for it. Like one of those squeegee bums.

 

[captain_kamala]

Oh and a good detail that I'm never going to let him forget
A few weeks ago cops and paramedics came because he hit his head drunk. They asked his roommate what are you, domestic partners?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I am so going to fuck you regardless of if you want it or not lol. Don’t worry you won’t see it coming.

 

[captain_kamala]

We got a new character today Marty from Kentucky. I'll find a way to naturally smoothly bring up the gay subject for now were just telling electrician and construction job stories