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This Dan guy rules.
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Dan-o gay rant 6/16
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The smoke detector beep in the Harry Hater video. Negris confirmed
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Aren’t you asian?
If you’re of the brown skin variety,
I demand your suicide
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I don't think I like this high yella Jezebel perverting and distorting the mind of this fine white gentleman.
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Good for him.
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I'm coming to Florida next year and I'm taking you out for a simp date, but I'm no simp. After a light dinner and some drinks we'll fuck and then you'll come on here and give an honest review of my dick and how well I used it. Deal?
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But how many sinks does he have?
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why don't I ever get any cool neighbors ? Instead I get an asshole fuck who literally drives around on his tractor all day long like its a fucking go-kart. I hates him.
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I don't know why, but the funniest part of this to me is just the way Bam says "No, they have to use inclusive language, Dan-O." And then he follows it up with some profound old cowboy shit "I don't know why they're so worried about what they're called. Just be who you are." I picture Dan-O as the Marlboro man.
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Dan o just gifted me a gallon of sweet tea and 2 joints. Best neighbor ever.
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I made a comment about my neighbor Dan o yesterday that got a lot of ribs. I knew I had to get his daily gay rant for you guys
And im not an asshole I did confess to recording it i told him its just because he's so wise
Yes I live in a very diverse neighborhood where a redneck can talk to a black chick while Spanish kids play. You have a problem with that?
Probably 28 out of the last 30 days I have explained LGBTQ to him. He's so curious and passionate about it so sometimes I joke around like are you gay? BIG fucking mistake
Since putting this post together i offered him a bud light which i specifically bought just to troll him and got accused of being GUQYSTD
Is this the YouTube spice dude?
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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THIS POST YOU FUCKING BLACK BITCH!
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I'll go on a date with you only if you agree to dan o being our chaperone
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YOU GOT A FAWKING DEAL!
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If you don't keep in line, Dan-O will kick your ass. He wouldn’t just jump you though, words would be exchanged. "I reckon I've heard just about enough outta you, feller." I imagine he fights like an old timey cowboy, shot for shot and if you ever do tie up, he'd grab you by the back of your belt and plant your head into the dirt.
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No doubt, but I'm going to slip molly in one of the many drinks I buy him, so no worries on my end.