Dan might not have the longest dick, but it's thicker than a mason jar

[captain_kamala]

his life is better than yours

Oh for sure

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Is repeatedly contacting someone's job to accuse them of being a white supremacist, human trafficker, child molesting terrorist considered defamation? It's a waste of money suing the useless, but it would be PFG if Dan sued Fat Jackie.

 

[SFWA liaison]

thread soundtrack

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

That cheque could have paid Pat’s debt more than twice

 

[Steve Ramone]

Does his wife speak English?

Well no, but she throats his girthy knob down to the root more than your wife does.

Pat has to wear a blonde wig before she'll let him dump a piddling load into her polluted womb.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That cheque could have paid Pat’s debt more than twice

and also could have paid off almost all of what owes on his mortgage.

 

[DMbA]

a mail order bride that speaks

Brotherman...

 

[Gay Faggot.]

thread soundtrack

It just needs “I’m in NAMBLA” at the end.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

If he’s not Somerville Dan anymore what do we call him

It's Kingston Dan, but you can call him King for short

 

[Petworth dude]

It's Kingston Dan, but you can call him King for short

I no longer live in Petworth. Must I change my username?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I no longer live in Petworth. Must I change my username?

I dunno, I for one live in the infinitely deep crack of Carol's saggy tits

 

[BoomerSperg]

The museum idea could be funny and make a good amount of money. SEE the fence he put up backwards! Marvel at the awful garden! Take a picture with the toilet he argues with! Don’t forget to visit the gift shop on your way out, stlaker child!

I'll make a trip but only if he hawks genuine mewler voodoo dolls of pat.