Dan might not have the longest dick, but it's thicker than a mason jar

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The museum idea could be funny and make a good amount of money. SEE the fence he put up backwards! Marvel at the awful garden! Take a picture with the toilet he argues with! Don’t forget to visit the gift shop on your way out, stlaker child!

A lolcow museum would be PFG

 

[RickReternal]

I mean, he does at least have a better chance than suing the Internet for the ID’s of 60 John Does. Danny knows Jackie has nothing and already 100k in debt but now he could get Pats house which seems to be popular on AirBnB. Could be a good investment!

If Dan got his house he has to turn one floor into the OnA Forums museum and gift shop.

As was demonstrated, that Airbnb may as well be a dollar printer.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

The museum idea could be funny and make a good amount of money. SEE the fence he put up backwards! Marvel at the awful garden! Take a picture with the toilet he argues with! Don’t forget to visit the gift shop on your way out, stlaker child!

Ideally he would get pat to be the caretaker to keep this display of the shambles of his life as authentic as possible, but one of those coin operated gypsy psychics to give a handful of canned answers would work too. Also get one of those penny crushing machines and have it say "one thin penny paid to quasi." I'm really liking this museum idea tbh.

 

[Brooke Shields]

While we're talking museums, let's get a little more creative with the suggestions

 

[Turk February]

Does his wife speak English?

Well no, but she throats his girthy knob down to the root more than your wife does.

Pat was crushed to find out one of his biggest supporters, Indian information technology community college course drop out Jackie Singh only took up his cause for a chance to get closer to Daniel Mullens frightening Texas-toast-loaf shaped manhood

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ideally he would get pat to be the caretaker to keep this display of the shambles of his life as authentic as possible, but one of those coin operated gypsy psychics to give a handful of canned answers would work too. Also get one of those penny crushing machines and have it say "one thin penny paid to quasi." I'm really liking this museum idea tbh.

The possibilities are endless with how much you could do with it, be a local landmark that people travel to visit. See the fart couch he sent his thousands and thousands of tweets from! Get your picture with the pink blanket! Piss on Susan The Mustang!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does his wife speak English?

Well no, but she throats his girthy knob down to the root more than your wife does.

Turk cutting him off with "DOES SHE SPEAK ENGLISH??" is one of the funniest moments of interviewing I've ever heard.

"How important is the language?"

 

[chewtoyrapist]

The possibilities are endless with how much you could do with it, be a local landmark that people travel to visit. See the fart couch he sent his thousands and thousands of tweets from! Get your picture with the pink blanket! Piss on Susan The Mustang!

In october make it a haunted house for just how awful unchecked ego and the smallest crumb of success can make your life... i've got chills.

 

[porquedealer]

Turk cutting him off with "DOES SHE SPEAK ENGLISH??" is one of the funniest moments of interviewing I've ever heard.

"How important is the language?"

"I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED" is my fav turk soundbite

 

[fricklefrackle]

The possibilities are endless with how much you could do with it, be a local landmark that people travel to visit. See the fart couch he sent his thousands and thousands of tweets from! Get your picture with the pink blanket! Piss on Susan The Mustang!

It's not that far from Eau Claire.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Ideally he would get pat to be the caretaker to keep this display of the shambles of his life as authentic as possible, but one of those coin operated gypsy psychics to give a handful of canned answers would work too. Also get one of those penny crushing machines and have it say "one thin penny paid to quasi." I'm really liking this museum idea tbh.

It would be awesome if he bought the duplex (look it up), replaced the partition wall with one-way glass, and offered Pat free rent to live there while he rented out the other half to people who could watch Patrambe in his natural habitat.

@666

 

[RobertMewler]

YAWN.

I'll believe it when I see it. The knob-gobbling in this thread though.. yichhhh!

 

[quasi101]

cool. cool. maybe he can use a few ks of that for

• danforo
• owenaforms publishing presents: A christmas carnage
• rick billboard
• the TRO transcript
• a mail order bride that speaks english this time?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

cool. cool. maybe he can use a few ks of that for

• danforo
• owenaforms publishing presents: A christmas carnage
• rick billboard
• the TRO transcript
• a mail order bride that speaks english this time?

C'mon guy,have you ever met a trustworthy Irishman?
Didn't think so

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Dan's gonna buy himself a nice combination gas station and subway franchise with that check

 

[Jenna]

How many fucking toilets did Flavia clean?

 

[Suetonius]

If Dan bought the hovel and flipped it into an AirBnB dynamo, it'd be a $1 million/year business within months. @Sue Lightning Check that.

 

[captain_kamala]

Daddy Daniel already spreading the wealth to me here in niggerland

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Daddy Daniel already spreading the wealth to me here in niggerland

Update us in 5 minutes after the rape/robbery.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his life is better than yours