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What even is this fucking dyke gym teacher haircut, funster?
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What even is this fucking dyke gym teacher haircut, funster?
He sits in the chair and says give me the early 2000’s Greg Proops, barbster.What even is this fucking dyke gym teacher haircut, funster?
I've said before that Pat strikes me as someone who is afraid of big dogs. Like if he ever had to be in a house with an English mastiff in it he'd be visibly fucked up about it and the dog would be able to tell, think he's weird and growl at him.No Dogs Allowed? Fatso doesn't want pitbulls mauling Mewler to death in front of his helpless eyes.
I'm sure an adorable tiny breed like a Pomeranian or Pug would be welcomed at Oakland Ave. No Dogs Allowed, only cats, because why? Because you're afraid of a minority moving in with a pit mix terrier.
Dogs naturally know good at bad people. Which is why they all hate rascals, abester.I've said before that Pat strikes me as someone who is afraid of big dogs. Like if he ever had to be in a house with an English mastiff in it he'd be visibly fucked up about it and the dog would be able to tell, think he's weird and growl at him.
Pretty sure the washer and dryer are down in the pepperoni dungeon too because dumbass has the dryer vent in a pane in one of the basement windows.Of course Pat refers to it as a "flat" in the ad. He is really pushing the washer/dryer as the main benefit. I bet have to share one set of washer/dryer.
That's 16-21 degrees Celsius. That's entirely tolerable for even the whitest of people. Am I missing something here, is Milwaukee some abnormably tropically humid place or is the Pigman even more genetically aberrant than we thought? I don't sweat this bad when it's in the high 80s F.
The combination of a hot shower and squeezing into his Sunday best probably made Pig sweat out the previous night's booze. Or he was overcome with duper's delight and it manifested as a manic flopsweat once the lights and cameras turned on.That's 16-21 degrees Celsius. That's entirely tolerable for even the whitest of people. Am I missing something here, is Milwaukee some abnormably tropically humid place or is the Pigman even more genetically aberrant than we thought? I don't sweat this bad when it's in the high 80s F.
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