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Dan is being useful again...

fricklefrackle

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It was in the 60s in Milwaukee when they shot this

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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No Dogs Allowed? Fatso doesn't want pitbulls mauling Mewler to death in front of his helpless eyes.

I'm sure an adorable tiny breed like a Pomeranian or Pug would be welcomed at Oakland Ave. No Dogs Allowed, only cats, because why? Because you're afraid of a minority moving in with a pit mix terrier.
I've said before that Pat strikes me as someone who is afraid of big dogs. Like if he ever had to be in a house with an English mastiff in it he'd be visibly fucked up about it and the dog would be able to tell, think he's weird and growl at him.
 

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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I've said before that Pat strikes me as someone who is afraid of big dogs. Like if he ever had to be in a house with an English mastiff in it he'd be visibly fucked up about it and the dog would be able to tell, think he's weird and growl at him.
Dogs naturally know good at bad people. Which is why they all hate rascals, abester.

Big dogs or not, they're all little puppies to me. Except shitbulls.

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Chive Turkey

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It was in the 60s in Milwaukee when they shot this

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That's 16-21 degrees Celsius. That's entirely tolerable for even the whitest of people. Am I missing something here, is Milwaukee some abnormably tropically humid place or is the Pigman even more genetically aberrant than we thought? I don't sweat this bad when it's in the high 80s F.
 

Rudderman

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That's 16-21 degrees Celsius. That's entirely tolerable for even the whitest of people. Am I missing something here, is Milwaukee some abnormably tropically humid place or is the Pigman even more genetically aberrant than we thought? I don't sweat this bad when it's in the high 80s F.
The combination of a hot shower and squeezing into his Sunday best probably made Pig sweat out the previous night's booze. Or he was overcome with duper's delight and it manifested as a manic flopsweat once the lights and cameras turned on.
 
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