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Dan is being useful again...

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
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SFWA liaison

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let's fucking gooo

What I'm expecting:
  • Pat declaring who his employer is (United Healthcare)
  • the affidavit of debts showing debt to utilities, Lynne and who knows what else
  • the Trustee lowkey saying they're retards somehow
this gon be gud
 
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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I shudder to think of the horrors that visit anyone who decides to rent that half.
We can convert them to our cause, soften them up with a welcome gift delivered to the door, inside a note explaining EVERYTHING and BAM. We're one step closer to touching Patrick, metaphorically speaking.

edit : this post has been modified from its original form to avoid enjoying prison
 
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