Dan if you come back I'll date you

[guest]

Hey Bud, back off!

Knock it off, spade!

 

[It’s Meboe]

no that didn't hit until i turned 30 i used to be not only normal but high achieving

Shit question, Where do you think you would be today if things didn’t turn out the way they did? An executive or something somewhere?

 

[captain_kamala]

Shit question, Where do you think you would be today if things didn’t turn out the way they did? An executive or something somewhere?

More like my sister who is just a successful normal version of me.

 

[guest]

More like my sister who is just a successful normal version of me.

Whats with the bellybutton? Why is it like that?

 

[captain_kamala]

Whats with the bellybutton? Why is it like that?

it never went back in after pregnancy.

 

[guest]

it never went back in after pregnancy.

Lmao.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

you can guess all you want i'm not giving it up. i'll give you a hint its a white name.

Bajeebee?

 

[NoBacon]

And Seth Rogen. He's made a career out of movies pushing it like it's just harmless fun, which it can be for some people. For others it turns them into lazy cunts, introverted bores or, for the unfortunate minority, mental patients.

1 of the 4 I know managed to somewhat bounce back, 2 of the others are sectioned in psychiatric hospitals and the fourth killed himself.

It cures cancer bro

 

[NoBacon]

More like my sister who is just a successful normal version of me.

Can I fuck her

 

[captain_kamala]

Can I fuck her

probably not she only dates like doctors and stuff

 

[guest]

probably not she only dates like doctors and stuff

I'm a doctor, I have a tent in the park where I take samples of people's semen

 

[Stent]

5 pages and nobody has called her fat yet. What is the world coming to?

 

[PogromStallone]

probably not she only dates like doctors and stuff

Are you close?

 

[captain_kamala]

Are you close?

not at all we say like happy birthday to each other and that's it.

 

[PogromStallone]

not at all we say like happy birthday to each other and that's it.

That sucks.

 

[guest]

you can guess all you want i'm not giving it up. i'll give you a hint its a white name.

“Dad”?

 

[captain_kamala]

“Dad”?

starts with a d
might as well just dox myself completely

 

[guest]

starts with a d
might as well just dox myself completely

It’s got to be some French bullshit because he’s a dirty Haitian. Damien Francois or some shit

 

[Jenna]

starts with a d
might as well just dox myself completely

Daniel David Doug Darren Dean Dylan Dominic Derrick Devin

 

[captain_kamala]

Daniel David Doug Darren Dean Dylan Dominic Derrick Devin

you got it.