Dan if you come back I'll date you

[captain_kamala]

Don't give mews a hard time about hooking up with a Puerto Rican I met up with 2 redditors for sex

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Look at this descendant of esau googling

please give me more secret white slurs so I can freak out my coke dealer with forbidden knowledge

 

[Udders]

Don't give mews a hard time about hooking up with a Puerto Rican I met up with 2 redditors for sex

Which two?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Wwaw me stealing flavia's husband

The only positive thing I have to say about you is that he’ll be upgrading. Take that for what it is

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[captain_kamala]

The only positive thing I have to say about you is that he’ll be upgrading. Take that for what it is

maybe you're not so bad after all

 

[Jenna]

This thread needs a visual element, preferably a 2022 shot of Flavia and a 2004 shot of Leiah

 

[guest]

This offer will do nothing but keep him away. You're not masculine-looking enough for him and his gift card simping was motivated by white saviour/I'm a nice guy complex, not lust.

 

[captain_kamala]

This thread needs a visual element, preferably a 2022 shot of Flavia and a 2004 shot of Leiah

hate all you want. i win.

 

[guest]

Wwaw me stealing flavia's husband

Do it for the bit.

 

[Meownaw]

The most disturbing thing from the whole Dan saga is finding out he is a nigger lover.

 

[guest]

My husband and I were going to hang out with him in a coffee shop, yes. And shoot the shit and laugh about Pat before going our separate ways. Nice try with the lascivious accusation hate though.

whats your hubbys alt around here we need to give him some shit for putting his cawk in a slant slit

 

[The Fuchitive]

Are you black?

Cro-Magnon ass tail having yt Devil.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

the fact you can distinguish a difference between korean and chinese only supports the accusation that you are of asian descent

I hope she's one of those plastic freaks and not one of those moonfaced hambeasts

 

[Jenna]

hate all you want. i win.

C'mon 2004 Leiah don't be like that, I'll put you in my myspace top 8 and take you to see Shrek 2. You be Janet, I'll be Justin, and we can have a little "wardrobe malfunction"

 

[NoBacon]

As men get older their threshold for dealing with crazy bitches for sex gets higher and higher.

you’re getting older and grosser and crazier, not sure what type of men you’re still getting where it still falls above their threshold.

 

[captain_kamala]

C'mon 2004 Leiah don't be like that, I'll put you in my myspace top 8 and take you to see Shrek 2. You be Janet, I'll be Justin, and we can have a little "wardrobe malfunction"

2004 leiah hadn't blossomed into a beautiful woman yet. Yikes.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

2004 leiah hadn't blossomed into a beautiful woman yet. Yikes.

Lieah? Are you spelling your own name incorrectly?

 

[captain_kamala]

Lieah? Are you spelling your own name incorrectly?

nooo they fucked it up lol

 

[guest]

2004 leiah hadn't blossomed into a beautiful woman yet. Yikes.

"Thanks to the offensive line of the Palm Beach HS Football Team who took me out on many dates and pushed my shit in." -Lieah [sic]