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Dan and Flavia have a five sink dinner.

porquedealer

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"Mr Mullen, the chef would like to send you a bottle of champagne for that thing you helped him with."

"Ohhhh. We don't talk business in front of the little lady. Capisce?"
"no chocolate cake de flavia?"
"no uh, he was saying he was bringing champagne, because I er... well er.. y'know, er respect uh.."
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"eat your food"
 

LoomisBuckby

He stinks and I don't like him
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Congrats on the anniversary Dan. I bet the dinner was nice. But please refrain from doing this low-information voter tier flexing because it’s quite unbecoming of you. In fact, if I didn’t know better I’d assume you posted this just to get a negative reaction!
 
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