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Best Dan shop. So simple. Works perfectly.
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Best Dan shop. So simple. Works perfectly.
"no chocolate cake de flavia?""Mr Mullen, the chef would like to send you a bottle of champagne for that thing you helped him with."
"Ohhhh. We don't talk business in front of the little lady. Capisce?"
Only poorcels don't know about big tips.it was only 400, why'd he say it was a $500 meal? Dan's a fucking liar
Slightly off topic but what did you buy with Danβs Amazon gift card?I would post the actual anniversary date and show what fail this is but I'm tired of carrying all this weight when no one else gives a fuck
I dont have any social media so appreciate the re posts.I would post the actual anniversary date and show what fail this is but I'm tired of carrying all this weight when no one else gives a fuck
A video game for my kids and a laptop charger for meSlightly off topic but what did you buy with Danβs Amazon gift card?
Not yet but I'm sure we'll see some stained tablecloths any day nowI dont have any social media so appreciate the re posts.
Has ade listed any leftover wedding stuff yet?
Ramblin, Gamblin Dan, comment?He drove an hour to get an overpriced dinner at a shitty Jew run casino. Nice Saturday night, funster
Nice β1 1/2,β stupids
True. So how much did Pat tip Jerry Jen?
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