Dan and Flavia have a five sink dinner.

[SFWA liaison]

how much is that is brazilian pesos hosban?

 

[UnPRePared]

I have to shame him here.

Flexing what you spend on social media is Pat shit right there. It's also Cumia-esque, BOTH Joe and Nana would do it (ANYONE CAN!). This is low.

You had a lovely dinner. Don't really care but good for you. It's clearly high end. Still don't care, but that's wonderful you treat your wife to nice things.

"I spent $500!" Fucking Christ Dan, so what? $600 can't buy $500 in your economy over there, I'm sure you're building interest rather than paying it off clean. Clearly you lack Insight (Software).

It's a douche move, fellas. Keep your shit quiet when you're treating someone you love, it comes across 100 times better when it's discovered, not when it's thrown at everyone.

Also, my loo needs some shit scrubbed, how quickly can Flavia get over to Poznan?

 

[White nigger slayer]

I see that Dapper Dan is antagonizing the poorcels again.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I see that Dapper Dan antagonizing the poorcels again.

*Diaper Dan

 

[guest]

I have to shame him here.

Flexing what you spend on social media is Pat shit right there. It's also Cumia-esque, BOTH Joe and Nana would do it (ANYONE CAN!). This is low.

You had a lovely dinner. Don't really care but good for you. It's clearly high end. Still don't care, but that's wonderful you treat your wife to nice things.

"I spent $500!" Fucking Christ Dan, so what? $600 can't buy $500 in your economy over there, I'm sure you're building interest rather than paying it off clean. Clearly you lack Insight (Software).

It's a douche move, fellas. Keep your shit quiet when you're treating someone you love, it comes across 100 times better when it's discovered, not when it's thrown at everyone.

Also, my loo needs some shit scrubbed, how quickly can Flavia get over to Poznan?

I love how this was a genuine, objective critique of Dan's post, like no I'll intent. Then the last sentence is telling his wife to clean your shit.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

What a nigger. Next time, make sure your gun, chain, and the cash is in the picture.

 

[Guest]

Reminder: Dan made an old innocent lady cry

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Normal People at their Anniversary Dinner

Dan Mullen:

 

[HH Brother]

My steak dinner brings all the baby boys to the yard, funster.

 

[guest]

Dan is becoming more and more cumia-esque by the day. I hope he doesn’t bite Flavia in a drunken rage after being bullied in his chat by @chocolatehellhole

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUNSTER

 

[It’s Meboe]

Saliva Flavia ordered both steak. (She’s fat you see)

Dan Mullet got the chocolate cake for being a good simp.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Big deal I bet never tried Hooligans East Side Nachos with pulled pork

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

Guys who are tall and handsome don't need to spend a dime to get laid. Chad can get laid no problem living in a one sink studio apartment and driving a busted '08 Mustang

 

[Brooke Shields]

it was only 400, why'd he say it was a $500 meal? Dan's a fucking liar

 

[Sputnik]

I honestly thought I was a baller doing the terrific lady day thing for around $300 but you know Dan shelled out big for her black gentleman Caller and his fried chicken and okra. It’s so after plowing her box he can take a proper negro dump for her to scrub. What an anniversary.

 

[Guest]

I love when Dan flexes

 

[HH Brother]

it was only 400, why'd he say it was a $500 meal? Dan's a fucking liar

Just to see the complaints, Brookester.

Survey says, one more, for the Funster guys.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

What a nigger. Next time, make sure your gun, chain, and the cash is in the picture.

Thanx @Slackjawed Cow

 

[DMbA]

how much is that is brazilian pesos hosban?

Flavia probably talked him down from spending more so she could send the money back home

 

[guest]

Thanx @Slackjawed Cow
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He's definitely a cumia.