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COVID Bullshit Thread

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
I think vaccines are good, but the last 25 years of it seem to be pozzed. All of a sudden, there's autistic retards everywhere.
Hospitals make money every time they inject a baby with a new one. That's why on average a person gets ~70 vaccines before they turn 18. Soon they're gonna have an anti-gonorrhea injection for newborns, guaranteed. It's also why 80 years ago men had testicles raging with testosterone and now men want to chop off their testicles.
 

Snake

Hospitals make money every time they inject a baby with a new one. That's why on average a person gets ~70 vaccines before they turn 18. Soon they're gonna have an anti-gonorrhea injection for newborns, guaranteed. It's also why 80 years ago men had testicles raging with testosterone and now men want to chop off their testicles.
They want authorization to stick the jew sauce in fucking 5 year olds now. The American empire is doomed, and it cannot come fast enough. Rome fell apart for similar reasons, but it's government wasn't anything near this corrupt and out to crush everyone.
 

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
They want authorization to stick the jew sauce in fucking 5 year olds now. The American empire is doomed, and it cannot come fast enough. Rome fell apart for similar reasons, but it's government wasn't anything near this corrupt and out to crush everyone.
It's just a bit much that they're going door-to-door, injecting toddlers, and pretty much going for planet-wide inoculation for a (scientifically built) flu that only kills 110-year-olds and 600-lb. people. If you think there's nothing at all fishy with that, you're a fucking retard and I'm sorry you're stupid, I can't help you child.
 

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
A friend of mine is friends with a nurse, so for an undisclosed amount of money, I was able to procure a falsified vaccine card. If you know anyone in that field, or know someone who knows

Oh and Polio wasn't eradicated by vaccines. Polio cases were dropping before the vaccines were ever pushed onto people. Polio also still exists it's just not called Polio anymore. You can find cases of 'Polio-like symptoms' on PubMed.
History is just made up of whoever gets the most press. And as we all know, the (((press))) is made up of people who just want money for putting out the most popular (((story))).
 

RobertMewler

Obvious shilling is obvious:

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