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COVID Bullshit Thread

RobertMewler

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Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
I forgot where I read it, but there was a suggestion that Big Pharma develop safe-for-animals COVID vaccines for dogs and cats. I sincerely hope that goes through, because it'd actually enrage normies when they see their beloved pets drop dead. It'd also be a pathetic commentary on our lack of morals, as we didn't mind seeing kids get inflamed heart tissue and myocarditis (in addition so sudden death - oops!) from a vaccination for a disease that people under the age of 21 are virtually completely immune to.

Anyway... I wonder why the Dutch are so hot under the collar. I just don't understand.

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It's probably that global warming that's doing this. Climate change.

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that in my 31 years of living here, the home of several cities often deemed 'the hottest cities on Earth', that not only were the last two Summers relatively mild, but that this one takes the cake. It just isn't hot, it's mild for us. As a matter of fact, many places have improved from dealing with droughts; the pastures are remaining green, and it rains periodically. It's pleasant.

That must be what's causing heart attacks and AIDS, though. Sounds legit.
 

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
I had some FAGGOT older man tell me I should be wearing a mask because everyone else was in some federal building that said it was required, but I just assumed he was saying hello so i nodded my head to him and then he lays that fucking GAY SHIT on me

I was fucking brooding for hours until i realized he probably thought I bigtimed HIM, like yeah gramps i should be wearing a mask, GUESS WHAT - M'not. Dumb faggot I shoulda spit in his face
 
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