So a co-worker of mine just got the 3rd booster.
He had a mini-stroke, and the left side of his face is paralyzed.
Safe and effective!
He had a mini-stroke, and the left side of his face is paralyzed.
Safe and effective!
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COVID Bullshit Thread
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drawing is for QUEERS
what, did you take out your little pencil
did you see the picture, in your minds eye
like a faggot
did you hone your unique style
hitler stopped drawing for a reason
he saw it for the jewish plot it was
every celebrated artist was a degenerate
drawing is for QUEERS
what, did you take out your little pencil
did you see the picture, in your minds eye
like a faggot
did you hone your unique style
hitler stopped drawing for a reason
he saw it for the jewish plot it was
every celebrated artist was a degenerate
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The cat shit the bed. Fucking RIBS.
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Kids are gonna wear masks forever.
I forgot where I read it, but there was a suggestion that Big Pharma develop safe-for-animals COVID vaccines for dogs and cats. I sincerely hope that goes through, because it'd actually enrage normies when they see their beloved pets drop dead. It'd also be a pathetic commentary on our lack of morals, as we didn't mind seeing kids get inflamed heart tissue and myocarditis (in addition so sudden death - oops!) from a vaccination for a disease that people under the age of 21 are virtually completely immune to.
Anyway... I wonder why the Dutch are so hot under the collar. I just don't understand.
It's probably that global warming that's doing this. Climate change.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that in my 31 years of living here, the home of several cities often deemed 'the hottest cities on Earth', that not only were the last two Summers relatively mild, but that this one takes the cake. It just isn't hot, it's mild for us. As a matter of fact, many places have improved from dealing with droughts; the pastures are remaining green, and it rains periodically. It's pleasant.
That must be what's causing heart attacks and AIDS, though. Sounds legit.
Anyway... I wonder why the Dutch are so hot under the collar. I just don't understand.
It's probably that global warming that's doing this. Climate change.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that in my 31 years of living here, the home of several cities often deemed 'the hottest cities on Earth', that not only were the last two Summers relatively mild, but that this one takes the cake. It just isn't hot, it's mild for us. As a matter of fact, many places have improved from dealing with droughts; the pastures are remaining green, and it rains periodically. It's pleasant.
That must be what's causing heart attacks and AIDS, though. Sounds legit.
Our kitty made fear pudding in our bed
The alarm clock reading 10:00 also got my ribs.
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None of this COVID stuff was ever political. It was always about public health.
I had some FAGGOT older man tell me I should be wearing a mask because everyone else was in some federal building that said it was required, but I just assumed he was saying hello so i nodded my head to him and then he lays that fucking GAY SHIT on me
I was fucking brooding for hours until i realized he probably thought I bigtimed HIM, like yeah gramps i should be wearing a mask, GUESS WHAT - M'not. Dumb faggot I shoulda spit in his face
I was fucking brooding for hours until i realized he probably thought I bigtimed HIM, like yeah gramps i should be wearing a mask, GUESS WHAT - M'not. Dumb faggot I shoulda spit in his face