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Watch the slow-mo part starting at 1:40 in case you missed it the first time.awesome, totally awesome.
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Watch the slow-mo part starting at 1:40 in case you missed it the first time.awesome, totally awesome.
You are right in the grand scheme of things. It served 0 purpose.That boomer you argued with did not improve and you both had unpleasant experiences. It served 0 purpose.
I just watch him looking like he broke his nose and the glasses flying off of his head. It also looks like blood is coming out the other dude's mouth nearly instantaneously.Watch the slow-mo part starting at 1:40 in case you missed it the first time.
I just watched this for the first time yesterday.
That picture makes it seem like it the guy is about to get sliced. From what I can tell, he's actually pulling the Katana out.
This dude was 17 years old when he killed the leader of Japan's socialist party.
Must watch video if you haven't seen it. The balls.
(I originally posted the wrong video -- this one is MUCH better -- start it at 1:00 in.)
Based comments on that video. Looks like he might of went through both kidneys with that one and maybe his liver.That Yamaguchi kid was FASTER THAN LIGHTNING.
Holy shit. And yeah, it kinda looks like blood instantaneously starts coming out the prick's mouth as soon as his guts are punctured.
I wonder if that "cut a nigga's head off and blood shoots out like a geyser" thing is real. They're Japanese, they ought to know.Based comments on that video. Looks like he might of went through both kidneys with that one and maybe his liver.
I would imagine it would be to a degree. I mean you're cutting multiple arteries at once although I can't see it's duration being very long.I wonder if that "cut a nigga's head off and blood shoots out like a geyser" thing is real. They're Japanese, they ought to know.
That's so fucking cool. I wish I were Japanese except for the small dick thing.I would imagine it would be to a degree. I mean you're cutting multiple arteries at once although I can't see it's duration being very long.
Your blood can actually shoot up to 30 feet in such a scenarioI wonder if that "cut a nigga's head off and blood shoots out like a geyser" thing is real. They're Japanese, they ought to know.
I'm certainly not going to die on this hill but in this specific instance it seems like he is joking:
Don't think I assumed that boomer knew this. I explained it to him. There's also an audio book where you can listen to him read this himself! I'll find that clip and post it later.
“The-Blame-America’s-Ex-President-First” CrowdI'm certainly not going to die on this hill but in this specific instance it seems like he is joking:
I don't think he's joking here, but it's in the realm of possibility.I'm certainly not going to die on this hill but in this specific instance it seems like he is joking:
He's definitely joking. He's assuming that people will think that a Jewish conspiracy surrounding 9/11 is so ridiculous that they'll immediately reject what he's saying as facetious. He doesn't need to overexplain the joke like you did when you rewrote it.I don't think he's joking here, but it's in the realm of possibility.
I'm just a civilian, but if I were going to write this, the second paragraph would be something like:
"To tell you the truth, I got the Jew call. All Jews know each other and apparently the PM of Israel was reviewing the plans for 9/11 and realized that they forgot to tell us all about it beforehand, so there were lots of panicked phone calls at the last minute making sure every Jew knew beforehand and to ensure we didn't tell non-Jews because that's the kind of thing we like to do."
Franken didn't become a. US senator until 2009, but per his Wikipedia page he was politically active long before that. There's a photo of him with Senator Paul Simon in 1991.
The problem with this being a joke is that it's not Ari Shaffir. Who gave a fuck about Ari Shaffir in 2003? Who gives a fuck about him now? This is from a connected Jew who rose to a prominent political position in the US.
I know, a Jew would never lie about 9/11. Certainly Pete Davidson's father died that day.
Exactly - the first paragraph sets up the joke (some people even go so far as to believe that all the Jews were warned!), and then the "punchline" (since it's a pretty weak joke imo) is him saying "well it's true we were warned, I got the call from none other than famous Jew Ed Koch"He's definitely joking. He's assuming that people will think that a Jewish conspiracy surrounding 9/11 is so ridiculous that they'll immediately reject what he's saying as facetious. He doesn't need to overexplain the joke like you did when you rewrote it.
If we want to go full schizo-conspiracy mode, maybe he "joked" about it to throw people off the scent, but I doubt it.
Was Al Franken even working at the WTC when it happened?
I'm not going to die on this hill either -- but a couple of counter points:You could also tell he's joking because why on earth would Al Franken a) need a separate office to do his writing when he could do it at home, b) not do it at the offices at SNL, and c) pay for space and set up shop in the fucking world trade center? It makes no sense.
You know, if everyone else in your country has a small dick, that removes something to compete on.That's so fucking cool. I wish I were Japanese except for the small dick thing.
In Japan, this gestureYou know, if everyone else in your country has a small dick, that removes something to compete on.
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