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COVID Bullshit Thread

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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If you're posting here, you're probably already on a list. Maybe even Fatrick's.

I'm still amazed that anything like FTN exists at all.
My wife heard them talk about 5G and he said "it hasn't made me any less antisemitic" and she just rolled her eyes and asked what the fuck I'm listening to now. I don't think anything shocks her anymore.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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My wife heard them talk about 5G and he said "it hasn't made me any less antisemitic" and she just rolled her eyes and asked what the fuck I'm listening to now. I don't think anything shocks her anymore.

When I talk to people about how fiat currency and central reserve banking actually work, I sometimes feel like they think I sound like a crackpot. Does your wife ever think that about you?

Five years ago I realized I knew nothing about money so I decided to learn. Never imagined it would take me here.
 

TokenX

I'm just this guy you know?
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What a cunt daughter.
 

Imager

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What the fuck is going on here? They have tubes on the nipples and a masterbation machine? The belts on the right look likesome S&M shit. In fact, I just noticed the patient is strapped in to the gurney. Why??

This is so fucking fake. It's not a dead body. It's likely a mannequin. But seriously fucked up.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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What the fuck is going on here? They have tubes on the nipples and a masterbation machine? The belts on the right look likesome S&M shit. In fact, I just noticed the patient is strapped in to the gurney. Why??

This is so fucking fake. It's not a dead body. It's likely a mannequin. But seriously fucked up.
it's obviously a joke & a really good one... I just imagine the likes from people who don't look at the details. Hilarious!

also; I don't know how wild ur sexlife is (mine neither) but that might not be a mannequin
 

Imager

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it's obviously a joke & a really good one... I just imagine the likes from people who don't look at the details. Hilarious!

also; I don't know how wild ur sexlife is (mine neither) but that might not be a mannequin
It's a good joke if you notice it.

I'm laughing now, but really it's too subtle.

And my sexlife is nowhere near this wild. I'm shocked that I caught this.
 
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Two high school students refused to wear the mask at school. The school went into LOCKDOWN as if there was an active shooter on campus, then called the police and expelled them permanently.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.newsweek.com/two-students-banned-school-after-refusing-wear-masks-religious-grounds-1622433[/URL]

Here's a Reddit thread full of predictable comments if you are in the mood for some rage:

[MEDIA=reddit]InlandEmpire/comments/pas5pf[/MEDIA]
 
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