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COVID Bullshit Thread

captainjapan

Kandahar Catering
I might be wrong but I believe there was a million people gathering for protests in the past week around Ottawa.
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Sloly said the estimates for the number of people downtown for the demonstrations range from 5,000 to as many as 18,000 people. By Monday afternoon, several hundred vehicles had departed the downtown core, police said.


 

Snake

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Sloly said the estimates for the number of people downtown for the demonstrations range from 5,000 to as many as 18,000 people. By Monday afternoon, several hundred vehicles had departed the downtown core, police said.


This is the article I saw predicting that much, but in front of the Parliament wasn't anywhere near that.

 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was

Bill Damn Gates is disappointed that you did not take his cursed clotshot as he was expecting..

“This was an interesting case test of people's trust in their politicians or their health system. And we didn't do as well as I would have expected."
 

Snake


Bill Damn Gates is disappointed that you did not take his cursed clotshot as he was expecting..

“This was an interesting case test of people's trust in their politicians or their health system. And we didn't do as well as I would have expected."
He talks about Smallpox coming back, and then they find it in some storage facility in Philly like two weeks later. Although they found (((no trace))) of it in the vials.
 

captainjapan

Kandahar Catering
This is the article I saw predicting that much, but in front of the Parliament wasn't anywhere near that.

Yeah, I always get my news from washed up hockey players on fox news


"Right now in Canada, we have one of the biggest revolutions happening. And you probably haven't heard about it, because nobody's talking about it, but right now there's 50,000 truckers and about 1.4 million people headed to the parliament in Ottawa," Fleury said.

I heard Davy Jones might sing Daydream Believer and kick Trudeau right in the nards
 

Snake

Yeah, I always get my news from washed up hockey players on fox news


"Right now in Canada, we have one of the biggest revolutions happening. And you probably haven't heard about it, because nobody's talking about it, but right now there's 50,000 truckers and about 1.4 million people headed to the parliament in Ottawa," Fleury said.

I heard Davy Jones might sing Daydream Believer and kick Trudeau right in the nards
Don't get cunty.
 

victor_sanchez

buck breaker supreme

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
Ok, I've bitten my tongue these last few days, and I never post in this thread, but allow me to be brief :bovine_md:

I should start touring and play Ebersberg two days from now, and instead, I'm tentatively scheduled to start on the 18th, in Switzerland.

I'll give you two guesses why those five shows in Germany were pushed back to September, and why I have no clear answer what will happen to my other shows beyond that.

I hate when I'm not on the road for long periods. It shouldn't be this fucking hard, regardless of your views on COVID, the vaccine, whatever the bloody Fuck (yes, I got the shots, which is why I'm so annoyed). Maybe I'll take up running for this recent insomnia - @CarolMaxheinie , comment?
 
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