Conjoined twins married.

[aRTie02150]

Conjoined twin Abby Hensel from Abby & Brittany' ties the knot

Abby Hensel, now 34, from Minnesota, got married to nurse Josh Bowling, a former US army veteran, in 2021, according to public records obtained by TODAY.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Guy is guaranteed to have a 3 way.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I hope that he starts having an affair with the sister.

 

[DMbA]

The guy is a pedophile

 

[aRTie02150]

I hope that he starts having an affair with the sister.

Lol.

"I've noticed you're having her suck your dick more than me, am I not attractive to you?"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The guy is a pedophile

And a male nurse.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Gross.

Also, disgusting, unattractive, monster deformity aside, this dumb bastard married one slit that came with two annoying broads attached to it instead of the usual one. Good luck trying to watch TV in peace ever again.

 

[Dog Eater]

4chan found this last year and had way more photos of this guy (looks like a pedo soy boi) Nice journalism retards.

 

[Fuck]

I am of the firm belief that if you knock boots with these girls, it adds two to your number, despite being one body.

 

[Fuck]

Wait a minute... if you lube up the sides of their necks that are together, can you... can you fuck their necks?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

How does it work if one of the heads wants to fuck and the other one doesn't? Is that considered half a rape?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I am of the firm belief that if you knock boots with these girls, it adds two to your number, despite being one body.

You should deduct points for fucking that thing.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

It took two broads to write that shit article?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It took two broads to write that shit article?

They had to put their heads together.

 

[HotAnus]

Homeboy gets double BJs for life, but only has to please one pussy. Living on easy mode. He just squats between the two heads and gets a bj and a rimmer. Plus his fetish is one of a kind. The envy of degenerates worldwide.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How does it work if one of the heads wants to fuck and the other one doesn't? Is that considered half a rape?

This is a good question

 

[Turry Fawks]

Is it double murder if he decides to go for the insurance money?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

How does it work if one of the heads wants to fuck and the other one doesn't? Is that considered half a rape?

I think he puts a tarp over her face. Like you do a bird when it's bed time

 

[PickleRickle]

Homeboy gets double BJs for life, but only has to please one pussy. Living on easy mode. He just squats between the two heads and gets a bj and a rimmer. Plus his fetish is one of a kind. The envy of degenerates worldwide.

Lets pretend its the absolute worst case scenario. His actual wife is trying to give a blowjob while Neckard Cain #2 is just rolling her fuckin eyes and complaining that your balls and ass are in her face the entire time. Imagine getting divorce raped because the other sister decided to suck you off one night? Would the other one immediately know? I know they have 2 brains, but how does that work? Can the one sister force farts out while the other one is fucking and just ruin it for them? What a disaster.

 

[bumbum8]

Well wait, it only says that the one on the left got married, so basically her sister is still single, so what if her sister marries someone else? What if her sister is gay?
There are so many fucking questions for this shit

 

[bumbum8]

And if the other one gets married and her husband wants to fuck but the one on the left doesn't feel like it, what then? Plus I can't get the logistics of the beej. The other sister is basically gonna get kneed in the face the whole time if they go the traditional route.

If they are both married to different dudes and get pregnant, what then?