Conjoined twins married.

[Not bad]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

And if the other one gets married and her husband wants to fuck but the one on the left doesn't feel like it, what then? Plus I can't get the logistics of the beej. The other sister is basically gonna get kneed in the face the whole time if they go the traditional route.

If they are both married to different dudes and get pregnant, what then?

Even if they don’t marry another dude, who is the mother of this dudes kid? Both?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Even if they don’t marry another dude, who is the mother of this dudes kid? Both?

Genetically, yeah. They're identical and only have one vagene and reproductive system.

Disgusting freaks, if you ask me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And if the other one gets married and her husband wants to fuck but the one on the left doesn't feel like it, what then? Plus I can't get the logistics of the beej. The other sister is basically gonna get kneed in the face the whole time if they go the traditional route.

If they are both married to different dudes and get pregnant, what then?

I think it’s kind of silly to pretend that they’re different people to begin with. Women can’t make up their minds anyways but this one just has two brains. Them possibly having to file taxes separately is an amusing concept.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Is it double murder if he decides to go for the insurance money?

Or if he ends up arguing with and despising only one head/neck and strangles her and the other head stays quiet about it and just goes on with the head flopping around. Does the head eventually rot and fall off?



I need answers goddamn it!



And what if one loves anal and the other hates it? Does he have to ply the one that doesn't with Percocets in compensation? And what if the one who likes it hates percs? What a fawwkin conundrum! That might even be more weird than water! *Sniff*

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

nigga had sex with a monster

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

She's got a body like Chloe grace moretz

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If you cut one head off do two more grow in it's place?

 

[IanCurtis]

This is legitimately horrifying to me. In the Braveheart era all three would be thrown off the top of the castle and never spoken of again.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[HotAnus]

Now THATS a BJ / Rimjob setup, and you can flip around for a double BJ / Rimming. You do unfortunately have to be a fag tho.

 

[Stent]

Maybe the guy is a big fan of Cronenberg movies.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Has there ever been conjoined twins that weren't ugly?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Has there ever been conjoined twins that weren't ugly?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I think it’s kind of silly to pretend that they’re different people to begin with. Women can’t make up their minds anyways but this one just has two brains. Them possibly having to file taxes separately is an amusing concept.

Does that make it as smart as a man?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Does that make it as smart as a man?

I’d say they’re more indecisive due to having two female brains so less smart in my opinion.

 

[bumbum8]

I think it’s kind of silly to pretend that they’re different people to begin with. Women can’t make up their minds anyways but this one just has two brains. Them possibly having to file taxes separately is an amusing concept.

That's all well and good, and if we lived in a more understanding world the doctor would have explained all this to the parents and they would have terminated the pregnancy. But they are determined to live a full life so now we all get to ask these interesting questions.

Legally they are separate people. This obviously disturbed dude can't legally say he's married to both because that's against the law in most of the US.

This reminds me of a riddle we had to solve in high school about a judge not being able to send someone to jail even though he knew a person had committed murder because he'd be putting an innocent person away. I jokingly said Siamese twins and that was the answer, soooo...

While we're all talking about him killing one of them, he better watch the fuck out because they could kill him and possibly get away with it because one could claim she would never allow that to happen and is innocent hahaha

 

[LiberalPussy]

Their dogs still bark at them to this day…

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Great thread everyone

 

[PickleRickle]

Holy shit what the fuck. What a fag