ConFusion 2025 (Jan 23-26) Megathread

[stealthygeek]

This thing's on Twitter too: @edebellauthor. After lecturing 6 people about the real dangers of "genre predators" in sci-fi, ze's going to immediately waddle over to Almost Baby Murderer Patrick S Tomlinson for story time.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Makes sense. I always wonder are there actually people who enjoy horse racing for the sport of it or is it just all about the money

Every time I've been to the track there's always at least one Amish/Mennonite family. I have to assume gambling is forbidden, so they must just be there to watch the horses run.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Last time Pat was at a con we got this gem.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Last time Pat was at a con we got this gem.


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hold up, this isn't photoshopped?!

 

[DominusOdium]

This thing's on Twitter too: @edebellauthor. After lecturing 6 people about the real dangers of "genre predators" in sci-fi, ze's going to immediately waddle over to Almost Baby Murderer Patrick S Tomlinson for story time.

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Patrick is now a hanger on at this small convention, barnacled to this fringe, no sales idiot's reading so he can feel included.

Appearing as a "w/Patrick" afterthought to this zilch is infinitely more humiliating than not going at all.

 

[The Arm]

Gender ConFusion.

 

[RobertMewler]

hold up, this isn't photoshopped?!

It is, but just a taste.

 

[Harry Tasker]

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Imo hope you don’t forward Patrick’s reply as proof that he’s threatening you

Also, holy shit, hello Naomi

 

[Harry Tasker]

Oh dear

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Found on r/Confusion

Oh my God he reply all’d

 

[Harry Tasker]

I got her fat pics, that's enough.

I'm gonna ask her out for Espresso Martinis.

Fat pics? Repost PLS

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Fat pics? Repost PLS

BE RESPECTFAWL TO MY GIRLFRIEND AWROIT

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

BE RESPECTFAWL TO MY GIRLFRIEND AWROIT

Knock it off spade!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Right. She can travel to all these cons but she couldn't put on a headset and do remote customer service.

Can't you read?! She could LEGALLY die!

 

[Harry Tasker]

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The CC list, topped off with the inexplicable photos, finishing with CHH wearing his diaper mask… truly rib destroying. Imagine having no awareness of any of this and receiving that email.

 

[Harry Tasker]

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I don’t care what anyone says, Dan still makes me laugh

 

[NoBacon]

Why would you want to attend this? What do they possibly get out of it?

 

[Harry Tasker]

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I
never want to see Boomia’s actual face, the imagery is just so much funnier this way

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The CC list, topped off with the inexplicable photos, finishing with CHH wearing his diaper mask… truly rib destroying. Imagine having no awareness of any of this and receiving that email.

I would want to be in one of these emails, just to see the reaction. It would also be fun to say “Ok, so there’s this radio show…”.

I
never want to see Boomia’s actual face, the imagery is just so much funnier this way

Seeing Boomia without his Logitech headset on for speech to text while Jr. is outside playing football and his wife is making da gravy would ruin everything.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Judging by the 4 hour posting gap. Id say Pat just arrived in Michigan and is belly up to the bar and politisperging while enjoying his "First beer of the con"

 

[Lard Glug]

What a dumb fag.