ConFusion 2025 (Jan 23-26) Megathread

[WifeStoreWill]

Someday we need to get someone inside one of those readings

 

[Andy Elliott]

Someday we need to get someone inside one of those readings

But why?

 

[Udders]

Someday we need to get someone inside one of those readings

Anyone with testosterone will stand out when there's only four people present.

 

[CruisinColin]

Anyone with testosterone will stand out when there's only four people present.

As from all the evidence we've seen, this place is full of hyper-masculine men who are in great shape. Not thieves, junkies, grandmother fetishists, fatsos, child killers, and wife-importers. No way that all these studs would fit in at a nerd con.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Not thieves, junkies, grandmother fetishists, fatsos, child killers, and wife-importers.

And that's just @Child.. alone

 

[Harry Tasker]

And that's just @Child.. alone

Okay @Child.. , I know Paul is your mortal enemy, but you have to admit that’s a funny “cellar table” zinger

 

[Guest]

Someday we need to get someone inside one of those readings

Is Filthy Pierre still around? Maybe we get get him to do it.

 

[captain_kamala]

Is Filthy Pierre is around? Maybe we get get him to do it.

He retired after an unfortunate accident

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Okay @Child.. , I know Paul is your mortal enemy, but you have to admit that’s a funny “cellar table” zinger

@Child.. won't admit anything because he can't laugh at himself, not to mention doesn't want to mention me because he's afraid I'll appear.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He retired after an unfortunate accident

He sued Penguicon for everything they’re worth. About $400

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He sued Penguicon for everything they’re worth. About $400

Righteous bucks

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Some breaking news from the con. Submitter found this on reddit https://reddit.com/r/dominos/new/. Submission title on reddit: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!"
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Rick's in for a lovely reading.

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Wow... You wasted some random person's time and money delivering that, only to be told "actually I didn't order that". Am I getting old or something? I remember Coonskin calling the Pizza Hut and everybody was in disbelief that people actually ordered shit to his house because everybody thought it was unfunny and retarded.

 

[captain_kamala]

Wow... You wasted some random person's time and money delivering that, only to be told "actually I didn't order that". Am I getting old or something? I remember Coonskin calling the Pizza Hut and everybody was in disbelief that people actually ordered shit to his house because everybody thought it was unfunny and retarded.

I doubt the pizza made it past the front desk

 

[Dog Eater]

Wow... You wasted some random person's time and money delivering that, only to be told "actually I didn't order that". Am I getting old or something? I remember Coonskin calling the Pizza Hut and everybody was in disbelief that people actually ordered shit to his house because everybody thought it was unfunny and retarded.

I say ban him. Having cheesesteak pizza delivered mid reading is NOT FUNNY and ruins the sanctity of Tiny Tim in Space.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

everybody thought it was unfunny and retarded.

Bzzt. Wrong.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Hullo saar
Please do the needful and kindly forward to Dan and the Toronto Housing Authority.

Tank you saar


Edit: how is that NOT Rick? Mindboggling.

Christopher "moot" Poole of 4chan was asked about an absurd photo of him jerking off infront of a computer in a cubical. His answer was that that man was a coincidental look alike as well, and that's generally what people believe.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

That's Gencon. He was told not to attend last year and "chose" to go to Worldcon instead.

What happened there?

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Christopher "moot" Poole of 4chan was asked about an absurd photo of him jerking off infront of a computer in a cubical. His answer was that that man was a coincidental look alike as well, and that's generally what people believe.

That's three unfunny replies to me in a row.
You're going on ignore with the rest of the unfunnys.

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

That's three unfunny replies to me in a row.
You're going on ignore with the rest of the unfunnys.

k

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Stealing this from the other thread. E/Em is a ringer for the secretary in Monsters Inc.

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Its not unrealistic that she has written fanfiction about how this character is secretly the most awesome and important one.