ConFusion 2025 (Jan 23-26) Megathread

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m so sorry, Susan. And so’s Brian. View attachment 244059

Oh man that is going to strike a nerve.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m so sorry, Susan. And so’s Brian. View attachment 244059

That piece of shit. Does he realize he’s talking about Torque Wheeler’s car? He’s the chief grease monkey at Automanic.com.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I believe it was at 11 and she posted this exactly at 12 so it wasn't even a full hour. He just dumped tiny Tim on them and got the fuck out

"Horny mages"

 

[peckafacce]

So Fatrick decided to rename the Tiny Tim book from “A Christmas Carnage” to “Storm Tree”? At least the average person could gauge the concept just from reading the first title. The fuck is Storm Tree?

I wonder if he changed it because a funster released a book with the same name and idea two years ago.

 

[DominusOdium]

Some breaking news from the con. Submitter found this on reddit https://reddit.com/r/dominos/new/. Submission title on reddit: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!"
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Rick's in for a lovely reading.

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[NoBacon]

Drive 10 hours to read a few pages of your story about Tiny Tim. What a great use of time!

He couldn’t have just sent them copies.

 

[New Name]

Why does he lie

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Did he leave early because Niki was trying to sell the grill for xans? I thought the panel he elbowed his way into was this afternoon. View attachment 244050

“Excuse us”

“My wife and I took a shit. We shit in the toilet.”

Niki is 100% taking that heap of junk to the car wash while Pat eats his slew and lazes on the fartcouch.

 

[Udders]

How do those two bikes remain parked there unsecured with all the niggers around?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

How do those two bikes remain parked there unsecured with all the niggers around?

One of life’s great mysteries

 

[Guest]

Some breaking news from the con. Submitter found this on reddit [URL]https://reddit.com/r/dominos/new/[/URL]. Submission title on reddit: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!"
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[DMbA]

He got the fuck out of there because he knew boomia was around and there was no people at the con

 

[captain_kamala]

EDE was drinking on pain pills. I can't hate on her anymore.

 

[Greygooser]

Felony making it worth listening to pat drone on by catering pizza.

It’s a good move, Scorch always gave the PFG audience free Papa Gino’s pizza

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

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This is the real pizzagate.

I bet the reason they still deliver is because half the time Pat is like "Wait... a large cheesesteak pizza? You know what..."

 

[Andy Elliott]

I'm so sorry, Susan...

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Some breaking news from the con. Submitter found this on reddit https://reddit.com/r/dominos/new/. Submission title on reddit: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!"
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"Yell real loud I'm hard of hearing" dusted my ribs

 

[SFWA liaison]

Drive 10 hours to read a few pages of your story about Tiny Tim. What a great use of time!

He couldn’t have just sent them copies.

great way to spend one's daughter's birthday

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I believe it was at 11 and she posted this exactly at 12 so it wasn't even a full hour. He just dumped tiny Tim on them and got the fuck out

Nice Dickensian, stupids.

 

[Petworth dude]

I wanna see the convention pics