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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

RobertMewler

are they encrypted with his public gpg key?
It was posted from the guy's actual Telegram account (in his timeline from this morning):

HOLY SHIT:

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EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
No this was while he was at a different theatre. on Dec 10th I think.
He tweeted about how he was at the theatre etc. then he was also swatted that night.
It may have been coincidence.... but its something that could come out if the torswat guy starts leaking details of fatty.
Hypothetically? It's worth quite frankly a metric ass ton for him to leak details linking this back to fatty.

However I would imagine that you'd have to make it pretty explicit that you're not paying someone's swatting debt and that you're just an independent journalist paying for information.

That is if that's even theoretically legal and doesn't violate some law about giving money to a terrorist or some shit. I am not a lawyer of wine or any beverage, and don't forget the #1 rule: "don't take advice from some asshole on the radio."

Edit: it looks like he's being a good egg and doing it pro Bono :bovine_sm:
God is good.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
New theory: this guy is a real swatTer but Patrick never actually paid for anything, he’s just throwing him out there because he hates him. I mean in what world would you not require money up front for something like this.

Edit: either way this causes big problems for the pig.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
New theory: this guy is a real swatTer but Patrick never actually paid for anything, he’s just throwing him out there because he hates him. I mean in what world would you not require money up front for something like this.

Edit: either way this causes big problems for the pig.
It's not a hundred percent clear to me from the message but it sounds like they had a half now half later deal for X number of swattings and fatso paid the half now but not the half later. (also if this is true that implies the total bill was $500 - any other autists out there could cross check the time line of calls against the menu prices and see if his bill adds up)

And of course the reason this dude knows who lardass is (why would you even want to know that? It's a liability) is because he fatly spilled his guts and said who he was and what his motive is. Assuming this is true and Patrick was actually his client, that is
 
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Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
Also it would be very funny if someone paid torswats to make the posts blaming Patrick.


DISCLAIMER I DO NOT SUPPORT SWATTING OR SENDING MONEY TO SWATTERS FOR ANY REASON OR BLAMING SOMEONE FOR SOMETHING THEY DIDN’T DO AND NO ONE SHOULD DO THIS. FUCK THE STATE AND THEIR AGENTS OF VIOLENCE. I HAVE TO MAKE THIS DISCLAIMER BECAUSE PATRICK S. TOMLINSON, HIS LAWYERS AND SOME KIWIFARMS USERS ARE SO FUCKING DENSE.
 
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