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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

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guest

Guest
> In 1974, Texan father [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan']Ronald O'Bryan[/URL] was $100,000 in debt. Being desperate, in a plot get out of it, he took out big life insurance policies on his two young children and then gave them Halloween Candy laced with Potassium Cyanide.

Why would anyone take out life insurance on children??

At least Pat taking out insurance on Nikki makes sense as she's their sole financial provider.
He was planning on doing the same thing to Annabelle for no money at all.
 
Remember the bomb threat that piggy knew about that didn't actually occur. Very convenient how that was also on the list of services the torswats guy offers. It really is.
Haha he probably paid for that but they never went through with it and Pat just decided to make up that it happened.



I've been spending way too much time here lately but I just can't look away
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
Haha he probably paid for that but they never went through with it and Pat just decided to make up that it happened.



I've been spending way too much time here lately but I just can't look away
Damn that just buttered my noodles:

What if the reason fatso claimed a bomb threat but there's no record of it with authorities or hotel staff is because he ordered one but something went wrong? But of course not before he had a chance to flap his fat gums about it, alarming all the conference staff needlessly

Also what if the reason he stiffed the dial a swat is he got the Jerry Jen Declaration of Dishonor and realized all his transactions would be monitored and didn't pay?

really strokes the ol chin
:colin_md:
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
Damn that just buttered my noodles:

What if the reason fatso claimed a bomb threat but there's no record of it with authorities or hotel staff is because he ordered one but something went wrong? But of course not before he had a chance to flap his fat gums about it, alarming all the conference staff needlessly

Also what if the reason he stiffed the dial a swat is he got the Jerry Jen Declaration of Dishonor and realized all his transactions would be monitored and didn't pay?

really strokes the ol chin

All the pieces really are falling into place. There is legitimately no other explanation for him knowing about a bomb threat that was confirmed to never have happened other than him being in on it in some way.

My god is this pig deranged (and very fat).
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
Damn that just buttered my noodles:

What if the reason fatso claimed a bomb threat but there's no record of it with authorities or hotel staff is because he ordered one but something went wrong? But of course not before he had a chance to flap his fat gums about it, alarming all the conference staff needlessly

Also what if the reason he stiffed the dial a swat is he got the Jerry Jen Declaration of Dishonor and realized all his transactions would be monitored and didn't pay?

really strokes the ol chin
:colin_md:

If pat was responsible for the bomb threat at the patti concert because the swatter got the wrong theatre......
mega... fucking... ribs.

can torswats be reached on his telegram anymore? I volunteer Dan's money to torswat man if he releases all the fatrick communications and audio
 
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