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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit


Just listening to this again, and he totally slips up when confirming his address. Someone mentioned it earlier, but the SWATter got the wrong address.

I’ve said when this first came out but his insane behavior here is because what he tried to do didn’t go as planned. Now we know he thought he had the perfect crime set up and the swatter that Pat paid called in the wrong address and he freaked out since he paid for a mistake. This also was when Niki was “out of town” for a funeral that he didn’t attend because a cat was old? Yet goes on 10 day vacations.
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
I’ve said when this first came out but his insane behavior here is because what he tried to do didn’t go as planned. Now we know he thought he had the perfect crime set up and the swatter that Pat paid called in the wrong address and he freaked out since he paid for a mistake.
Let's be fair here - if someone made a mistake there's a 99% chance it was fatso fat-fingering his house number or just being stupid, rather than the dial-a-swat service (which I can't imagine asking for a customer's name and address unless the people who run honeypots have gotten extremely lazy)
 
If this is true, what exactly would the consequences be? Slap on the wrist? A fine? Community service? Getting locked up? For 6 months? 6 years?
To add on to this, how long would it take for the MPD/FBI to act on this? It's an obese pig paying for domestic terrorism (explains him accusing the texting redditors of terrorism all the time) but there haven't been any fatalities. He's not in custody yet so what, days/weeks to build a case and take his phone to start?
 
Also, who gives 2 weeks notice of a fucking swatting? Not only is he a retard, but he's also a coward.
Police in 2 weeks you will get a phone call telling you I just kidnapped black children and am making pepperoni. But I'll have you know in exactly 14 days from now that is not going to happen. Don't even show up child and don't investigate the missing children.
 
If this is true, what exactly would the consequences be? Slap on the wrist? A fine? Community service? Getting locked up? For 6 months? 6 years?
For Wisconsin:

'According to state law, knowingly making a fake 911 call is considered a misdemeanor, punishable by a jail sentence of up to 90 days and a maximum $600. For a second or subsequent offense within four years, it is a Class H felony, which carries a prison term of up to six years and a fine no more than $10,000.'

There are federal laws that cite specific types of false calls, like a bomb threat, that make it immediate felonies with 5 year sentences.

The Pigman is fucked.
 

Cyberatorquer

Five Sink Gangster Cribs
For Wisconsin:

'According to state law, knowingly making a fake 911 call is considered a misdemeanor, punishable by a jail sentence of up to 90 days and a maximum $600. For a second or subsequent offense within four years, it is a Class H felony, which carries a prison term of up to six years and a fine no more than $10,000.'

There are federal laws that cite specific types of false calls, like a bomb threat, that make it immediate felonies with 5 year sentences.

The Pigman is fucked.
Oopsie doodles.
 
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