One time I was in the drunk tank and my ring tones were the guitar solo to Stokin' the Neighbors by Lagwagon and Verne Troyer cumming. I could hear my phone blow up all night and it was extremely annoying.I dying at the thought of him getting booked on his birthday and his phone keeps buzzing in the bin with texts of "happy birthday you stupid faggot!" So even the deputies laugh at him. Is there a concept in German for schadenfreude except with a component of being painfully erect?