Common tattoos that are super tacky

[Safka's Enticer]

All of them

What about a tattoo of Muhammad on your chest?

 

[IDidThisForYou]

The semicolon. Just a way for women to announce to the world that they’re fucked in the head.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fuck its even gayer knowing its origin

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I always assumed that was from a book or movie.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

The semicolon. Just a way for women to announce to the world that they’re fucked in the head.

That's some suicide prevention thing isn't it?

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

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The front neck tatt, it's just absolutely hands down stupid and near impossible to see/understand:

Heidi Lavon

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I can't believe Vos is getting trashed and no one has mentioned Joey D's godawful trainwreck:

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That fucking horrific KKTITN tattoo has got to be top 5 worse tattoos in the history of tatts going back to cave man days! Look at that shit! "Jesus Joe!"

Now I'm gonna go back and listen to the trashing he took on O&A when they brought a chic into the studio to make fun of his hideous tattoo. Then he adds a fucking condenser mic to that goddamn horrendous disaster! Oof. Fuck getting a coverup, that forearm needs amputation and fire. It's unforgivable.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

That's some suicide prevention thing isn't it?

Suicide, depression, mental illness. All the fun things you want to deal with a person. It’s a semicolon instead of a period because “Your story isn’t over yet”. Every person I know who has one is either neurotic and insane and just alienate themselves from everyone, or they’re so stoned and pilled up that they’re essentially zombies.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I used to work with a girl, and I'd bullshit with her all the time. Super pretty Irish chick, maybe 24-25 I guess. One day she was talking about getting a tattoo on her ankle, a rose surrounded by thorns. I said "oh, because you're pretty like a rose, but dangerous and prickly too...there's an original idea". She got really mad, but never got the tattoo. I feel she owes me for that.

 

[Cuphead]

Women who have stars

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Suicide, depression, mental illness. All the fun things you want to deal with a person. It’s a semicolon instead of a period because “Your story isn’t over yet”.

Why get a tattoo when women already have periods and colons?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

RIP DEMONT 2012-2024 FLY LIL ANGEL

Also applies to car decals

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You should get a doctor to look at those ones. It could be some sort of infection tss FAWKIN COCKSUCKA

 

[porquedealer]

Late 90s early 2000s, Bri'ish lads with a Bulldog smoking a cigar in front of the union jack/st george cross/football team badge.
The equivalent of having an eagle on the stars and stripes with a packers logo for yanks.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

WWAW Yakuza back tattoos of koi fish?

 

[StlakerFatti]

You might as well wear another man's jizz on your body, faggots

 

[Chive Turkey]

My favorite one was the kanji for “free” that really meant “no cost”.

There's another great one that was supposed to say "free spirit" but it actually said "escaped gas".

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

RIP DEMONT 2012-2024 FLY LIL ANGEL

Also applies to car decals

And airbrushed T-Shirts.

 

[whippinghuskies]

I used to work with a girl, and I'd bullshit with her all the time. Super pretty Irish chick, maybe 24-25 I guess. One day she was talking about getting a tattoo on her ankle, a rose surrounded by thorns. I said "oh, because you're pretty like a rose, but dangerous and prickly too...there's an original idea". She got really mad, but never got the tattoo. I feel she owes me for that.

You should have caved her cornbeef and cabbage head in.

 

[Habibi]

WWAW Yakuza back tattoos of koi fish?

PFG. Vor tattoos too. Cool histories to both criminal groups

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Mersh's sister has the most tasteless tattoo of all time. Honoring her dead son who murdered people in a drunk driving incident.