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CHRIS KYLES BULLSHIT STORY: BROKEN DOWN.

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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He claimed all sorts of wild shit in his book too like the SuperDome looters story. He seemed unstable and even the movie made no sense. They were being attacked by insurgents and he was on a sat phone telling his wife he loved her.
I would have bet ten grand that I said that. Nice constantly repeating yourself, stupid
 

Suetonius

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Worm Norton 🪱

Norton spinning around in his chair, catching a glimpse of the Body, and shitting in his pants with blatant, overpouring fear in his eyes is delicious. He just stares right ahead at the Opster, knowing the fate that awaits him but hoping it doesn’t come. That Jesse came back 14 years later for revenge and was finally gonna choke this gay little twerp to death on air. But Jesse takes the highroad. “I won. He was a liar. And fuck all of you for repeating the glowing nonsense the spooks told you to say.”

And of course Norton can’t own up to it. “WE ACTUALLY DEFENDED JESSE WHEN ALL THAT WENT DOWN!” Ha. No they fucking didn’t. Anybody can go listen to those tapes. The original Chris Kyle interview and them reacting to Ventura responding to his libel. They shit all over Jesse as a crazy kook who has every reason to pretend the story is made up and Chris Kyle as an American patriot being slandered. “I mean, why would Kyle lie about that? I don’t know man…his nonspecific descriptions of a fight in his shitty book REALLY sold the deal for me!” I think Jim even states flat out in that clip he’s on Chris Kyles side.

I wish Jesse didn’t take the highroad and when Kenny opened that door he flew right past him and popped Nortons head open with his bare hands.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Not reading through all the comments so you’re a faggot if you pointed this out before me. Chris is a faggot in his own made up story. He showed up to the bar. Jesse was already there. Then like a total FAGGOT decided everyone in the bar needed listen to do what they wanted from now on.
 

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I knew a little bit about Chris Kyle, then I looked him up and read the way he died, and what a complete fucking idiotic way to go out. "Let's take the schizophrenic lunatic to a firing range and give him a loaded gun!"

He even texted his buddy before the trip to the firing range that the guy they're taking is a fucking lunatic and asks him to watch his back.
 

LingerLonger

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He even texted his buddy before the trip to the firing range that the guy they're taking is a fucking lunatic and asks him to watch his back.
His friend was in the car with them when he sent the text. So the schizo obviously knows that they are texting back and forth about him. Rumor is that Chris Kyle texted 'the cunt won't even look at me'. Which triggered the schizo to murder them both.
 

CorradoSoprano4

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Chris Kyle is an American hero and patriot who killed dozens of brown people, end of story.
People like Chris Kyle are the ones who are responsible for the influx of immigrants. The US has no business being in the middle east, besides doing Israel's bidding by destabilizing countries that have animosity towards them and causing people to flee those regions.

Killing goat farmers in some shithole from a distance doesn't make you a hero. I would argue it makes you a coward.
 
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They are a 4,000 year old culture that never once had a democracy and achieved wonders. But here come some 200 year old country giving you democracy at the butt of a gun. I'm sure they really appreciate it.
Well Babylon was in Iraq and could be considered one of the first great cities and civilizations, but it was all down hill from there.
 
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