Do his military friends come up to him and repeat this mantra?
"So, so many times."
HAVE YOU?
"So, so many times."
HAVE YOU?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Military friends. Japanese WW2 veteran friends. Science fiction friends. Con friends. Rodeo friends. Knife fighting friends. Literary friends. Social media friends. All elusive, but he'll always have his brothermen.
Also I used to like this saying because it made me feel good about being lazy. Now I despise it. Thanks Pat.
All those "friends," but ZERO HS friends
He's a really likeable guy
And children
Also his family probably hates him. But it’s ok he has friends from every demographic, and some of them eat cum!All those "friends," but ZERO HS friends
Chicks eat cum, so I'm not sure what the fuck he was trying to oink.
[Oppositional defiant disorder autistifies]
My special forces friend once told me, “the tortoise beats the hare.”
It’s amazing how a man that has barely left the house in over a decade has so many different friends all over the world!
Plugged in Pat is the worst
The only two things he has plugged in are his phone and his refrigerator.
Plugged in Pat is the worst
Don’t forget his trans Muslim genderqueer disabled Deaf (capital D, bigots) friends.
I genuinely think Pat counts anyone he ever conversed with online as a friend. He might even apply that label to people whose forum messages he read but never responded to. Pathetic Parasocial Pat: known by few, loved by fewer.
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I believe this one, I can see our boys in uniform coming to Pat for his knife combat experience, military tactics & history knowledge, and knowledge of international law. The guys are lucky such a valuable asset at their dispose.
Plugged in Pat is the worst
"You need to stay for the entire shift." I've heard this mantra from my friends who've worked at Target, so many times.
Finishing one's shifts leads to extended employment. Extended employment leads to a career. A career leads to not having to spend all day projecting on Twitter. This is its own reward, but also allows one to PAY QUASI YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
Finishing one's shifts leads to extended employment. Extended employment leads to a career. A career leads to not having to spend all day projecting on Twitter. This is its own reward, but also allows one to PAY QUASI YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
Funny how with all of those diverse friends, he never heard “Don’t abandon your children or sign away parental rights, and don’t forget not to file frivolous lawsuits or try to flee court-ordered judgments.” Maybe he never met anyone who thought those things needed to be stated because how much of a fucking lowlife can one (FAT) person be?
I'm now convinced that Pat either tried to enlist and he failed or he did enlist and he washed out quickly.
Plugged in Pat is the worst
Edit: Pat would have tried to enlist in 98' There had already been a 5 year slow down in military enrollment and they were closing bases. They didn't really need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for flyover state rubes. And when 9/11 hit, Patrick was too much of a pussy to try and enlist or he basically had a designation wherein he wasn't psychologically fit for service. Imagine Patrick in charge of anything? Patrick is the type of guy where Mai Lai massacres happen.
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Here's a little mantra I've heard from my friends who are judges and magistrates in various forms. "When you challenge someone to a fight and they show up and you don't, you can't come in here crying for a restraining order. That makes you a pussy, not a victim."
It's a little wordy but somehow it always sticks with me.
It's a little wordy but somehow it always sticks with me.
60 years ago, the young Patricks of the world were probably exactly who kept military recruitment afloat.
Now our second, better military has whole systems in place to keep guys like him out.
Now our second, better military has whole systems in place to keep guys like him out.