Chad Zumock got jumped by two guys. He blames Cumia. "Dont fuck with Cumia"

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He’s so dumb he calls himself the mudshark without knowing what that means.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

https://clevelandmagazine.com/in-the-cle/people/articles/most-eligible-singles-chad-zumock

13 years later and still available ladies.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

That's just sad. He sounds oddly like Owen Benjamin there.

 

[CruisinColin]

https://clevelandmagazine.com/in-the-cle/people/articles/most-eligible-singles-chad-zumock

13 years later and still available ladies.

"... book: Paris Hiltons' Confessions of an Heiress. That book will make you say James Patterson who?
... musician/band: The Beastie Boys. In my mind, I think I'm the fourth Beastie Boy.
My best feature: My ankles. Nobody in Cleveland has my ankles."

This guy is a cutup!

"My take on Cleveland's single scene: I think Cleveland is the toughest place to meet someone. For some reason or another here, a lot of women have a selfish, righteous attitude. I just like to talk to people and get to know them. Here, I don't know what it is. People need to be more open."

Nice thing to put in your "eligible singles" article, stupid.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Proof that men can hit the wall. From boy band Chad.

To mugshot Chad

Still available ladies.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

"... book: Paris Hiltons' Confessions of an Heiress. That book will make you say James Patterson who?
... musician/band: The Beastie Boys. In my mind, I think I'm the fourth Beastie Boy.
My best feature: My ankles. Nobody in Cleveland has my ankles."

This guy is a cutup!

"My take on Cleveland's single scene: I think Cleveland is the toughest place to meet someone. For some reason or another here, a lot of women have a selfish, righteous attitude. I just like to talk to people and get to know them. Here, I don't know what it is. People need to be more open."

Nice thing to put in your "eligible singles" article, stupid.

He likes to talk to women and get to know them, “What’s your mothers maiden name? last four digits of your social security?”

 

[Cartoon Redux]

He likes to talk to women and get to know them, “What’s your mothers maiden name? last four digits of your social security?”

I actually "HAHAHA HOLEE SHIT!"-ed out loud at this, nice work brotherman

 

[BrotherMan1488]

When you're a grown man who is constantly getting arrested and beat up you need to reevaluate your life. Just so we're clear, this guy is a snitch. That's likely why he got jumped. No one's going around punching people out for Anthony.

"They socked me in the eye and said 'Feed Nana' "

Would be HILARIOUS if NANA was actual psychopath Gangster like El Chapo, child

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

It’s easy to point and laugh at a guy like Zumock for getting punched in the face but just think if it was a nobody in your own family who went through that!

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Don't fuck with Kumiya!

 

[Nana Cumia]

More like one of Nana's ballwashers hit Chad with their purse.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I threw an egg at him!

 

[JebJoh]

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Video clip in the reddit link:

Was it their show or not?

 

[guest]

MFNana's

 

[guest]

The Virgin Chad vs the Chad N-person

 

[Renaus]

Cumia having real life fans? Too fictitious.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Opie did it.

 

[Zeroman]

Opie did it.

Leave it alone.

 

[Zombie247]

Was it their show or not?

Chad's show.

 

[AWetBlanket]

Proof that men can hit the wall. From boy band Chad.
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To mugshot Chad
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Still available ladies.

What a fat fuck he turned into