He’s so dumb he calls himself the mudshark without knowing what that means.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Chad Zumock got jumped by two guys. He blames Cumia. "Dont fuck with Cumia"
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https://clevelandmagazine.com/in-the-cle/people/articles/most-eligible-singles-chad-zumock
13 years later and still available ladies.
13 years later and still available ladies.
That's just sad. He sounds oddly like Owen Benjamin there.
"... book: Paris Hiltons' Confessions of an Heiress. That book will make you say James Patterson who?
... musician/band: The Beastie Boys. In my mind, I think I'm the fourth Beastie Boy.
My best feature: My ankles. Nobody in Cleveland has my ankles."
This guy is a cutup!
"My take on Cleveland's single scene: I think Cleveland is the toughest place to meet someone. For some reason or another here, a lot of women have a selfish, righteous attitude. I just like to talk to people and get to know them. Here, I don't know what it is. People need to be more open."
Nice thing to put in your "eligible singles" article, stupid.
Proof that men can hit the wall. From boy band Chad.
To mugshot Chad
Still available ladies.
To mugshot Chad
Still available ladies.
He likes to talk to women and get to know them, “What’s your mothers maiden name? last four digits of your social security?”
I actually "HAHAHA HOLEE SHIT!"-ed out loud at this, nice work brotherman
Would be HILARIOUS if NANA was actual psychopath Gangster like El Chapo, child
It’s easy to point and laugh at a guy like Zumock for getting punched in the face but just think if it was a nobody in your own family who went through that!
Don't fuck with Kumiya!
I threw an egg at him!
Was it their show or not?
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The Virgin Chad vs the Chad N-person
Opie did it.
Leave it alone.
Chad's show.
What a fat fuck he turned into