“Listen up, Layler. It’s about time you stopped being so lazy and started supporting your family and contributing to the household. Lemme hold $50.” “Come on, dad. On my wedding day?”
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Carol and I will make it down here (to South Carolina), somehow.
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Hearts, thoughts, and prayers.
LOL imagine Joe and Sea Hag living in some decrepit sweatbox in Bugville, SC, with flabby Joe whining about the humidity and how he can't find his favorite snacks at the Piggly Wiggly, while nagging the manager at Bob's Country Bunker to let him do Solo Joe on Tuesday nights. Carol would off herself within a week.
It would be great if Joe moved to a single wide trailer
That is the face of a dick sucker that will lick your taint
Hey you put some respect on his name he rightfully stuck his hand down his "Li'l" bros pants when he was sleep and said it was a moth
WHO, OR WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Did AntH and Missy get some horrible parasite from their dog or something? How does JoeH look healthier than them?
JasperB
Apparently Nana’s final form is just a straight up Goblin, her nostrils must be 2 inches long front to back now…confused smile of an American House resident.
A boomer not owning property outright by retirement is the biggest fail possible.
They are teaching college kids right now to plan for social security to be gone. I'm an older college student and was happily surprised a math class had a whole lesson on general investing advice and why social security isn't reliable.
Missy is concerned the waitress is a jew
But to be fair, property was cheap and plentiful during their prime working years....oh
Missy's hair never looks clean. Is she using oils or leave-in product, or is she just not washing it well and often enough?
Whenever I see a new picture of her, I have this intrusive urge to dunk her in a Tresemme bath and take a scalp brush to her. Double-shampoo.
She looks terrifying
Well that’s good to hear, they didn’t do that when I was in school / college but that was almost 20 years ago. I graduated college right before everything crashed in 2007 / 2008 so I hope they started teaching things you should know / be prepared for.
My friends that are all around my age know next to nothing about investing because it wasn’t taught in school / college for them.
Of course he has to put his gross dirty hat on the bar. I’m surprised he’s not pointing at it.
I'm 38 and just now smartening up on my finances. I've always been really good with saving. I grew up underachieving white trash. I'll probably not being wealthy when I get older but hopefully can have a small comfort nest when i'm old and busted. I pray every day I don't end up a Joe Cumia. If by 50 i'm not where I want to be I have no issue with taking my life because it's doubtful there will be big improvements past that point.
JasperB
Joe has class…no hats at the table! -tattooed, flabby armpits hanging out of a raggedy cut-off Sons of Anarchy t-shirt.
Hope he enjoyed his Oysters Rockefeller on Anth’s dime!