CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[Turk February]

@DMAN, retake control of your thread. Don't let these Canadians walk all over it.

Are you asking am African American man to work? God the USA is weird.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

@DMAN, retake control of your thread. Don't let these Canadians walk all over it.

This entire thread was supposed to be about Canadian hate and then became 4 pages of Canucks debating the semantics of boxed Mac and cheese. They’re poisoning the blood of our proud and beautiful forum culture. They gotta go back.

 

[Turk February]

This entire thread was supposed to be about Canadian hate and then became 4 pages of Canucks debating the semantics of boxed Mac and cheese. They’re poisoning the blood of our proud and beautiful forum culture. They gotta go back.

It's not our fault we are better than you. We didn't ask to be.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

It's not our fault we are better than you. We didn't ask to be.

There’s not one thing about Canada that’s better than the US and I’m not being tongue in cheek or joking in any way. I would say you have less nogs but you make up for it in Pajeets so it’s a wash there. Your titty bars are great, I’ll give you that. But the DMAN makes some very cogent points, every country on the planet is aping our style but Canadians do it so egregiously that it’s simply indefensible. “Canadian Thanksgiving”.. but it’s a month before ours? That’s like stealing a term paper from your friend at school, crossing out the name at the top and writing your own in.

 

[Turk February]

There’s not one thing about Canada that’s better than the US and I’m not being tongue in cheek or joking in any way. I would say you have less nogs but you make up for it in Pajeets so it’s a wash there. Your titty bars are great, I’ll give you that. But the DMAN makes some very cogent points, every country on the planet is aping our style but Canadians do it so egregiously that it’s simply indefensible. “Canadian Thanksgiving”.. but it’s a month before ours? That’s like stealing a term paper from your friend at school, crossing out the name at the top and writing your own in.

We fucking sell you energy and oil. We're a tenth of your population and make more money off you than you do from us. 3 of the 5 longest range kills made by a sniper were made by a Canadian. Should I go on?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

3 of the 5 longest range kills made by a sniper were made by a Canadian

That's because they're too gay to fight like men.

There was a famous 19 year old girl Soviet sniper from WW2 with 50+ kills, Roza Shanina.

Sniping is for fags.

 

[Turk February]

That's because they're too gay to fight like men.

There was a famous 19 year old girl Soviet sniper from WW2 with 50+ kills, Roza Shanina.

Sniping is for fags.

Also in Rojava women were conscripted but only as snipers when ISIS invaded. Still. It's a skill.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

Nice going stupid, you just created a new thanksgiving thread.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Should I go on?

Nawww

 

[Leeeavings]

Canadians are like if Chinese spies put their brains in white bodies and tried to act American.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Canada was not too bad when I moved here when Obama was running for President and Harper was PM and my area was Whitelandia it's gotten overall 20% less white, literally from 86% to 65% in under 20 years, it's over Johnny. It sucks now. You can't see a doctor without waiting a month. The price of everything is insane. It's a shithole.

 

[Turk February]

Canadians are like if Chinese spies put their brains in white bodies and tried to act American.

Actually it is likely the Chinese emulate Canadians cuz we're a country that won a war against America

 

[Turk February]

Canada was not too bad when I moved here when Obama was running for President and Harper was PM and my area was Whitelandia it's gotten overall 20% less white, literally from 86% to 65% in under 20 years, it's over Johnny. It sucks now. You can't see a doctor without waiting a month. The price of everything is insane. It's a shithole.

I've had 5 visits from field medics and now 4 doctors visit without leaving my home in 3 or 4 months. You're just doing it wrong.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

@DMAN, retake control of your thread. Don't let these Canadians walk all over it.

This is like that time that the British soldiers burned down the White House.

 

[Turk February]

This is like that time that the British soldiers burned down the White House.

Except they were Canadian.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I've had 5 visits from field medics and now 4 doctors visit without leaving my home in 3 or 4 months. You're just doing it wrong.

Where are you (not specifically, just in general). My daughter waited like a month for an "emergency" appointment with an ortho in London which is over 2 plus hours away too. Very crazy.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Has Swiss Chalet come up?

 

[Turk February]

Where are you (not specifically, just in general). My daughter waited like a month for an "emergency" appointment with an ortho in London which is over 2 plus hours away too. Very crazy.

I'm in St Catharines.

 

[Turk February]

Has Swiss Chalet come up?

I haven't paid rent yet. I don't know if I can afford it.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Where are you (not specifically, just in general). My daughter waited like a month for an "emergency" appointment with an ortho in London which is over 2 plus hours away too. Very crazy.

He's an immigrant who was brought here to demoralize the native population. That goes a long way to explaining the special treatment.